Got an e-mail from a bird in work
11 March 2005, 08:39 AM
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Got an e-mail from a bird in work
She asked me where I sat, so I told her and asked why.
5 minutes later, I'm still wondering who she is and what she wants when this fit piece appears by my desk.
Well "hello
" I thought. So she leans in close, close enough for me to smell her perfume and she quietly says:
I think I've just hit your car in the car park
5 minutes later, I'm still wondering who she is and what she wants when this fit piece appears by my desk.
Well "hello
" I thought. So she leans in close, close enough for me to smell her perfume and she quietly says:I think I've just hit your car in the car park
11 March 2005, 09:23 AM
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Sounds like the perfect none threatening chat up line in a work situation.
Ask her to make it up to you by taking you for lunch and then...
Ask her to make it up to you by taking you for lunch and then...
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11 March 2005, 10:00 AM
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Quick man!!
Hide under your desk until she's gone then get a friend to get her mobile number. Once you've got it send her a dribbly text message then quickly tell everyone in NSR what you've done whilst begging for approval and further instructions.
Hide under your desk until she's gone then get a friend to get her mobile number. Once you've got it send her a dribbly text message then quickly tell everyone in NSR what you've done whilst begging for approval and further instructions.
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11 March 2005, 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted by 7 Foot
Quick man!!
Hide under your desk until she's gone then get a friend to get her mobile number. Once you've got it send her a dribbly text message then quickly tell everyone in NSR what you've done whilst begging for approval and further instructions.
Hide under your desk until she's gone then get a friend to get her mobile number. Once you've got it send her a dribbly text message then quickly tell everyone in NSR what you've done whilst begging for approval and further instructions.
11 March 2005, 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted by urban
Leave him alone for a while...
He's still busy screwing her in the storeroom!
Shaun
He's still busy screwing her in the storeroom!
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11 March 2005, 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Gav1
Is this before or after he punched the living f**k out of her??
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It'll polish out but her *** is a write off.
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