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Old 06 March 2005, 06:02 PM
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Default How do you turn a duck into a soul singer ?
Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers.
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Old 06 March 2005, 08:01 PM
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Well I thought it was funny !
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thats nearly as bad as the "how did marvin gaye die" joke






























he heard it through the carbine.


coat on, gone.
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A duck walks into a bar. The barman is sitting behind the bar cleaning a glass....
Duck: Got any bread?
Barman: This ain’t a bakery, son.
Duck: Got any bread?
Barman: Nope. No bread here.
Duck: Got any bread?
Barman: No son, I said “no” and I’ll say it again, “no”.
Duck: Got any bread?
Barman: NO!
Duck: Got any bread?
Barman: N O spells “NO”. NO BREAD! NOT EVEN A BAGUETTE!
Duck: Got any bread?
Barman: NO!!!!
Duck: Got any bread?
Barman: LOOK – if you ask for some bread one more time I’ll take a hammer and nail your beak to the bar!
Duck: Got any nails?
Barman: NOOOO!!!
Duck: (small pause) Got any bread?
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
A duck walks into a bar. The barman is sitting behind the bar cleaning a glass....
Duck: Got any bread?
Barman: This ain’t a bakery, son.
Duck: Got any bread?
Barman: Nope. No bread here.
Duck: Got any bread?
Barman: No son, I said “no” and I’ll say it again, “no”.
Duck: Got any bread?
Barman: NO!
Duck: Got any bread?
Barman: N O spells “NO”. NO BREAD! NOT EVEN A BAGUETTE!
Duck: Got any bread?
Barman: NO!!!!
Duck: Got any bread?
Barman: LOOK – if you ask for some bread one more time I’ll take a hammer and nail your beak to the bar!
Duck: Got any nails?
Barman: NOOOO!!!
Duck: (small pause) Got any bread?

LMAO
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Old 06 March 2005, 11:15 PM
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You been reading Zoo online again????

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Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.
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Old 07 March 2005, 06:23 PM
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pmsl, we need more threads like this!
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two goldfish in a tank, one says to the other











how do you drive this thing
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pmsl, we need more threads like this!
Try looking in Muppets more often then
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Old 07 March 2005, 08:51 PM
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Two sausages in a frying pan.

1st sausage turns to the other and says 'phew, hot in here isn't it'

2nd sausage says 'Wooooaaaahhhh, a talking sausage!!'
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Old 07 March 2005, 08:52 PM
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No, this forum needs lightening up as well at times
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Old 07 March 2005, 08:58 PM
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two snowmen in a field one says to the other










can you smell carrots
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Old 08 March 2005, 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted by the big yim
two snowmen in a field one says to the other










can you smell carrots
there's an ecard like that, but it gets funnier, ill look for it, and if i find it, ill post it up for you guys
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Old 08 March 2005, 05:05 PM
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here ya go guys

http://wickedmoon.com/viewcard.php?u...arrotsanim.gif
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OK whilst we're in kiddies corner.......

A ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint near a desert island. Fortunately all the crew survived and swam to the island where they were marooned for several months.




Note.

Adults take a moment to work this out. Kids usually get it instantly.
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Old 08 March 2005, 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by David Lock
OK whilst we're in kiddies corner.......

A ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint near a desert island. Fortunately all the crew survived and swam to the island where they were marooned for several months.




Note.

Adults take a moment to work this out. Kids usually get it instantly.
LMAO this thread is great!

i went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but couldn't find any.
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Old 08 March 2005, 05:35 PM
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It'll be Tommy Cooper next if you're not careful......

"Slept like a log last night.........


Woke up in the fireplace."

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Old 08 March 2005, 07:45 PM
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Did you hear about the dyslexic man who walked into a bra?
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Two nuns sitting on a bench when a streaker run past. One had a stroke but the other could not quite reach.
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Did you hear about the dyslexic man who walked into a bra?
...or the dyslexic devil worshiper who sold his soul to santa?
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Originally Posted by specialx
Did you hear about the dyslexic man who walked into a bra?
That joke's not funny - KO

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Originally Posted by Iain Young
...or the dyslexic devil worshiper who sold his soul to santa?
...or the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who used to lie awake at night wondering if there was a dog?
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?




















A carrot
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2 cows in a field.

Cow 1.. MOOoooooooo

Cow 2.. You Bas*ard, I was gonna say that.
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deja moo - the feeling that you've heard this bullsh*t before...
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Originally Posted by Iain Young
...or the dyslexic devil worshiper who sold his soul to santa?
Or, de dyslexic Irish Pimp - who bought a warehouse..

this is very funny yes??
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Two budgies sat on a perch - one says to the other... can you smell fish?
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What does DNA stand for?

National Asociation for Dyslexics
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