How do you turn a duck into a soul singer ?
 

Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers.

Well I thought it was funny !

lol

thats nearly as bad as the "how did marvin gaye die" joke :D






























he heard it through the carbine.


coat on, gone.

A duck walks into a bar. The barman is sitting behind the bar cleaning a glass....
Duck: Got any bread?
Barman: This ain’t a bakery, son.
Duck: Got any bread?
Barman: Nope. No bread here.
Duck: Got any bread?
Barman: No son, I said “no” and I’ll say it again, “no”.
Duck: Got any bread?
Barman: NO!
Duck: Got any bread?
Barman: N O spells “NO”. NO BREAD! NOT EVEN A BAGUETTE!
Duck: Got any bread?
Barman: NO!!!!
Duck: Got any bread?
Barman: LOOK – if you ask for some bread one more time I’ll take a hammer and nail your beak to the bar!
Duck: Got any nails?
Barman: NOOOO!!!
Duck: (small pause) Got any bread?

LMAO

You been reading Zoo online again???? :norty:

Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.

pmsl, we need more threads like this!

two goldfish in a tank, one says to the other











how do you drive this thing:)

Try looking in Muppets more often then ;)

Two sausages in a frying pan.

1st sausage turns to the other and says 'phew, hot in here isn't it'

2nd sausage says 'Wooooaaaahhhh, a talking sausage!!'

No, this forum needs lightening up as well at times :p

two snowmen in a field one says to the other










can you smell carrots

there's an ecard like that, but it gets funnier, ill look for it, and if i find it, ill post it up for you guys

here ya go guys

http://wickedmoon.com/viewcard.php?u...arrotsanim.gif

OK whilst we're in kiddies corner.......

A ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint near a desert island. Fortunately all the crew survived and swam to the island where they were marooned for several months.

:D


Note.

Adults take a moment to work this out. Kids usually get it instantly.

LMAO this thread is great!

i went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but couldn't find any.

It'll be Tommy Cooper next if you're not careful......

"Slept like a log last night.........


Woke up in the fireplace."

:D

Did you hear about the dyslexic man who walked into a bra?:)

Two nuns sitting on a bench when a streaker run past. One had a stroke but the other could not quite reach.

...or the dyslexic devil worshiper who sold his soul to santa?

That joke's not funny - KO

:)

...or the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who used to lie awake at night wondering if there was a dog?

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?




















A carrot ;)

2 cows in a field.

Cow 1.. MOOoooooooo

Cow 2.. You Bas*ard, I was gonna say that.

deja moo - the feeling that you've heard this bullsh*t before...

Or, de dyslexic Irish Pimp - who bought a warehouse..

this is very funny yes??

Two budgies sat on a perch - one says to the other... can you smell fish?

What does DNA stand for?

National Asociation for Dyslexics :D:D