T4molie

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a hiking trip. As it started to
get dark they stopped and had a good meal and a bottle of wine, lay
down for the night, and went to sleep.

A few hours later Holmes waked up deep in the middle of the night,
then waked his faithful friend and said, "Watson, look up at the sky
and tell me what you see."

Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there
are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I
deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are
small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I supect that we will have
a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you d1ckhead.
It tells me some ba$tard has stolen our tent."

TelBoy

LOL, yep, not bad

sherlock

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kbsub

lol

Andy Porter

class

BlkKnight

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to write a sexual harassment Grievance against him.

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks, "What's
Sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."

T4molie

This ones Probably SIAL but it made me laugh.......

The First Time.......

The sky was dark,
The moon was high.
All alone,
Just she and I.

Her hair was soft,
Her eyes were blue.
I knew just what,
She wanted to do.

Her skin so soft,
Her legs so fine.
I ran my fingers,
Down her spine.

I didn't know how,
But I tried my best.
I started by placing,
My hands on her breast.

I remember my fear,
My fast beating heart.
But slowly she spread,
Her legs apart.

And when I did it,
I felt no shame.
All at once,
The white stuff came.

At last it's finished,
It's all over now.
My first time ever,
At milking a cow...

alcazar

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LOL Now that one I like!

Alcazar

Franx

Lol

swiftnick

Quality

fast bloke

was that the original Good Friday afternoon cr@p joke??

Dazza01

After a long night of making love the young guy rolled over,
pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.
Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.

"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.

He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of
matches setting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.
Naturally, the guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired
nervously.

"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.

"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.

"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.

Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."