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Comedy Hero
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Sexist Fool
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5.26%
Bellend of the highest order
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Old 13 January 2005, 08:15 PM
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Question John McCririck

Hero or Villian.

The guy is quality. Eccentric English man at his best.
Old 13 January 2005, 08:20 PM
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I think the answer will depend if you are male or female. I don't like the way he treats his wife! Making Boobie go cattle class while he goes club class. What a ***.
Old 13 January 2005, 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Clarebabes
I think the answer will depend if you are male or female. I don't like the way he treats his wife! Making Boobie go cattle class while he goes club class. What a ***.
He is a big unit, and would require a bigger seat than boobie.
Old 13 January 2005, 08:23 PM
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I don't like the way he treats his wife! Making Boobie go cattle class while he goes club class.
he takes her with him FFS, what's your problem ?
Old 13 January 2005, 08:27 PM
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Its all an act though.
We have blokes like this at work who are always saying they are the boss,blah-blah-blah.You ought to hear them when the wife rings work though,totally under the thumb.......

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Old 13 January 2005, 08:30 PM
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He wears the trousers in his house, you can clearly see them under his pinny!!

I think he is a barmpot ..... but we all need barmpots in this world!!

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Old 13 January 2005, 09:15 PM
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I was pi$$ed off I missed her on GMTV the other day. Would have been quite interesting to see what she had to say!
Old 13 January 2005, 09:46 PM
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Is the model Caprice??

Anyway, wasn't she just soooo sexy when she was laughing at Stallones Mum!?? When she was explaining about the toilet and flag and warming the seat?? She was luvverly jubberly!!

And getting paid £500k for one days shooting?? Do you reckon she would want an older man?

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Old 13 January 2005, 10:00 PM
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could your heart take it ? .....not the thought of her but all that money !!
Just think, she made as much in a day as it takes you a week to make !
You could have solid gold wheels !
Old 13 January 2005, 10:33 PM
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He is a d1ck, but not as much as Mrs Stallone - do you think she has sat next to a very hot fire for too long and has melted?
Old 13 January 2005, 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted by supertouring
He is a d1ck, but not as much as Mrs Stallone - do you think she has sat next to a very hot fire for too long and has melted?
Doesn't look 84 though Scooby Dooby Doo :- Scrappy!!! lol
Old 14 January 2005, 08:22 AM
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McCririck is a tool.

WTF is with those blister/sores under his nose? They make me yack! Could you imagine sitting down to dinner between him and Jackie Stallone! Christ, I'd be intimate with the ingredients of the tomato sauce by the time I'd finished. No way I'd dare look up!
Old 14 January 2005, 08:26 AM
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Originally Posted by paulr
Its all an act though.
We have blokes like this at work who are always saying they are the boss,blah-blah-blah.You ought to hear them when the wife rings work though,totally under the thumb.......

....

Crosbosis.
Old 14 January 2005, 09:08 AM
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When you look at Jackie Stallone don't you think she could be Micheal Jacksons mum if he was white? Oh he is, now

John is a complete bellend though, all that fuss over his Diet Coke, then the lads locked it up when he got it back, was class I'll bet he gets an advertising contract for it when he gets out, maybe he's not quite as batty as he appears.
Old 14 January 2005, 09:26 AM
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I'll bet he gets an advertising contract for it when he gets out

......you can just see him standing outside an office block full of women foaming at the gussets, supping a can of diet coke with his shirt off....
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