John McCririck
 

Hero or Villian.

The guy is quality. Eccentric English man at his best.

I think the answer will depend if you are male or female. I don't like the way he treats his wife! Making Boobie go cattle class while he goes club class. What a nob.

He is a big unit, and would require a bigger seat than boobie.

he takes her with him FFS, what's your problem ? :razz:

Its all an act though.
We have blokes like this at work who are always saying they are the boss,blah-blah-blah.You ought to hear them when the wife rings work though,totally under the thumb.......

:)....

He wears the trousers in his house, you can clearly see them under his pinny!! ;) :D

I think he is a barmpot ..... but we all need barmpots in this world!!

Pete

I was pi$$ed off I missed her on GMTV the other day. Would have been quite interesting to see what she had to say!

Is the model Caprice??

Anyway, wasn't she just soooo sexy when she was laughing at Stallones Mum!?? When she was explaining about the toilet and flag and warming the seat?? She was luvverly jubberly!!

And getting paid £500k for one days shooting?? Do you reckon she would want an older man? :D

Pete

could your heart take it ? .....not the thought of her but all that money !!
Just think, she made as much in a day as it takes you a week to make ! ;):D
You could have solid gold wheels !

He is a d1ck, but not as much as Mrs Stallone - do you think she has sat next to a very hot fire for too long and has melted?

Doesn't look 84 though :eek: Scooby Dooby Doo :- Scrappy!!! lol :D:D:D

McCririck is a tool.

WTF is with those blister/sores under his nose? They make me yack! Could you imagine sitting down to dinner between him and Jackie Stallone! Christ, I'd be intimate with the ingredients of the tomato sauce by the time I'd finished. No way I'd dare look up!

Crosbosis.

When you look at Jackie Stallone don't you think she could be Micheal Jacksons mum if he was white? Oh he is, now :)

John is a complete bellend though, all that fuss over his Diet Coke, then the lads locked it up when he got it back, was class :luxhello: I'll bet he gets an advertising contract for it when he gets out, maybe he's not quite as batty as he appears.

......you can just see him standing outside an office block full of women foaming at the gussets, supping a can of diet coke with his shirt off.... :D