Observations of office life.........
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Observations of office life.........
Having spent over 17 years in these weird fecked up environments, you get to notice certain things .....
Why do women all have a box of flowery tissues on their desk and men don't
Speak to anyone on a Friday and they can't utter a sentence without
being mentioned ...... as if we need reminding which day of the week it is
Not even going to bother mentioning all the other stereotypical behaviour that goes on ......
Anyone got any ?
Why do women all have a box of flowery tissues on their desk and men don't
Speak to anyone on a Friday and they can't utter a sentence without
Well thank god it's Friday
Not even going to bother mentioning all the other stereotypical behaviour that goes on ......
Anyone got any ?
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A few of the women in our office also have cat posters around their desks, if only they knew! The same women also had cats as backgrounds on their PC's when I joined the company, but nothing a rigourous application of Group Policy across the network didn't solve!
We also have a few "lifers" who are seeing out their pensions. Just observe them for a while when they think no one is looking and it is obvious these people are absolute masters of looking busy yet doing nothing! They are always up and down in the periphery of your vision, moving files from here to there, tapping away on the computer but not actually DOING anything. Ask someone what they actually do or who they work for and nobody knows!
We also have a few "lifers" who are seeing out their pensions. Just observe them for a while when they think no one is looking and it is obvious these people are absolute masters of looking busy yet doing nothing! They are always up and down in the periphery of your vision, moving files from here to there, tapping away on the computer but not actually DOING anything. Ask someone what they actually do or who they work for and nobody knows!
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Very true observations but I can sympathise with the Friday thing, I'm guilty of it myself! I always find theres a general atmosphere of doom which is at it's most severe on a Monday that slowly dulls as the week goes on
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Lot of people had family pics on their desks, until moustaches and black teeth satified my boredom.
Hardly any guys ever say "I've got piles of washing to get through this weekend either"
Hardly any guys ever say "I've got piles of washing to get through this weekend either"
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1 There's the ritual "bring a baby in" session, where every female, regardless of marital/parental status, has to coo over a kiddy and say that it looks gorgeous, just like her mum etc etc.
2 There's always someone who's "been in trouble with HR" and is best avoided
3 The same people seem to have ASTONISHLY dull lives, but persist in telling you about them. Our Internal Auditor felt the need to tell me about the lead flashing on his new conservatory the other day, and I had to gnaw my leg off to stay awake.
4 The quiet Indian bloke. There's ALWAYS a quiet Indian bloke who just gets on with it, has a work ethic that would shame a Trojan, but is sadly underestimated and undervalued. Often good value at the Christmas party when he gets pissed and starts to tell you what he really thinks of management.
2 There's always someone who's "been in trouble with HR" and is best avoided
3 The same people seem to have ASTONISHLY dull lives, but persist in telling you about them. Our Internal Auditor felt the need to tell me about the lead flashing on his new conservatory the other day, and I had to gnaw my leg off to stay awake.
4 The quiet Indian bloke. There's ALWAYS a quiet Indian bloke who just gets on with it, has a work ethic that would shame a Trojan, but is sadly underestimated and undervalued. Often good value at the Christmas party when he gets pissed and starts to tell you what he really thinks of management.
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Originally Posted by the moose
4 The quiet Indian bloke. There's ALWAYS a quiet Indian bloke who just gets on with it, has a work ethic that would shame a Trojan, but is sadly underestimated and undervalued. Often good value at the Christmas party when he gets pissed and starts to tell you what he really thinks of management.
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Originally Posted by chopper.
FPMSL
Come on then who has? (excuse the pun)
chopper
Come on then who has? (excuse the pun)
chopper
(actually that sounds no better does it!!! )
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Slightly off topic but regarding women you work with.... Do you notice the 'Office effect'?
A new lass starts at your place and the first week you see them 'nothing'
then a month down the line you start to think 'yeah, they're ok'
a few weeks later and it's 'not bad, not bad at all'
6 months in and you're 'I deffo would yeah!'
It's odd but that **** happens
A new lass starts at your place and the first week you see them 'nothing'
then a month down the line you start to think 'yeah, they're ok'
a few weeks later and it's 'not bad, not bad at all'
6 months in and you're 'I deffo would yeah!'
It's odd but that **** happens
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That's known as familiarity mate....
Wonder why the same effect doesn't happen to my girlfriend
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That's known as familiarity mate....
Wonder why the same effect doesn't happen to my girlfriend
Our Internal Auditor felt the need to tell me about the lead flashing on his new conservatory the other day, and I had to gnaw my leg off to stay awake.
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We have a 'feeder' here. Two or three times a week he will go and spend £10-£15 on chocolate for the girls in sales.... now trust me the last thing that heard of heffers needs is more food!! I think he does it in an attept to find one that will sh@g him. He's 32, lives with his mum and dad and to the best of my knowladge stil a virgin!
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4 The quiet Indian bloke. There's ALWAYS a quiet Indian bloke who just gets on with it, has a work ethic that would shame a Trojan, but is sadly underestimated and undervalued. Often good value at the Christmas party when he gets pissed and starts to tell you what he really thinks of management.
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We also have the obligatory office joker who forgets who he has already told a joke to, so you get the same one 2 or 3 times. Then you can hear him going around the office telling everyone else and they are always appauling jokes that you have to laugh at to be polite!
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No tissues on my desk, just a PC, a heap of paperwork, a KVM switch, a network switch and a black mug with "RTFM" printed on it in big white letters.
Edit: Oh, and a 'phone.
Edit: Oh, and a 'phone.
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Originally Posted by lightning101
Lot of people had family pics on their desks, until moustaches and black teeth satified my boredom.
Hardly any guys ever say "I've got piles of washing to get through this weekend either"
Hardly any guys ever say "I've got piles of washing to get through this weekend either"
Agree they stop after the word piles
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There is always the office 'Colin Hunt' who thinks he is dead funny, is always up to date for the latest catchpharses, i.e. 'Yeah I know', 'Eh Eh Ehhhhh', 'Yeah but no but, roight' etc, the most annoying tit in the place who annoys the f*ck out of the whole office.
Thats me that is !
Theres the office smooth bloke, dresses better than the job deserves, Blue Tooth ear piece, MP3 Player, designer gear, lives at home with his parents at 30.
I shall think of some more, Thank you please.....
Thats me that is !
Theres the office smooth bloke, dresses better than the job deserves, Blue Tooth ear piece, MP3 Player, designer gear, lives at home with his parents at 30.
I shall think of some more, Thank you please.....
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Working in IT is the worst thing - everyone else in the office assumes this is your only interest in life, and always ask IT related questions and for your opinions on pieces of hardware throughout break times and lunch times
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Pete, absolutely, I just say that basically any pc will do unless you want to play games, their answer is usually 'oh god no, not games, havent got time',
Then, what you need to say, 'Right then the Dell P4 will be more than adequate for masturbatory purposes'
Then, what you need to say, 'Right then the Dell P4 will be more than adequate for masturbatory purposes'
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I dont work in an office but I listen to the airhead bitches talking to each other across the desks, one says I got drunk last night, the other ALWAYS says *really* then the girl telling her says *yeah* then the other one tuts then gives some pile of ****e answer like *I only had one glass of wine* I feel like butting in and saying *well of course or she would have bothered fecking telling you airhead* why on earth does she have to put on these dopey voices saying *really* is beyond me!!! aaaagggghh!!!
I suppose its a kind of grooming they do to pass the time or boredom or both
Then you got the sad 30 something single guy who's daddy got him the job, thinks the suns shines out of his own ****, has no mates, beats off all the time and as soon as you mention sex or mates he ***** off as if he is very busy.
Hmmmm
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I suppose its a kind of grooming they do to pass the time or boredom or both
Then you got the sad 30 something single guy who's daddy got him the job, thinks the suns shines out of his own ****, has no mates, beats off all the time and as soon as you mention sex or mates he ***** off as if he is very busy.
Hmmmm
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