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Old 05 November 2004, 04:39 PM
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Talking Junkmail that makes you laugh

I hate junkmail, but every now and then you get a gem in your inbox.

This one made me laugh my *** off for some reason. Do you have any classics?


Hello,

My name is Professor Newsletter Higher Education

blah blah blah degree blah blah blah

Regards,
Professor Newsletter Higher Education

Old 05 November 2004, 04:45 PM
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Not much makes it past my filter, and those that do get instantly vaped!

http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/showthread.php?t=365943

BTW You should be careful reading them incase they contain inline images originating from a spammers site. If your mail client displays the images they can tell from their logs that you have received the email and that your address is valid!
Old 05 November 2004, 04:52 PM
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Usually they get the IP address of the ISP's proxy and only a couple of hits subsequently
Old 05 November 2004, 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted by stevencotton
Usually they get the IP address of the ISP's proxy and only a couple of hits subsequently
Nothing to do with your IP, what they can do is customise the URL of the image in the mail sent to you.

for example they send an email to john.smith@blah.com with an image coming from something like http://www.spammer.com/12312uniquecode123123.jpg or http://www.spammer.com/getimage?john.smith@blah.com.jpg

The webserver logs the request, matches it with the email address and then your email address is toast for ever.
Old 05 November 2004, 05:13 PM
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good points. Most of my Spam is filtered, but the ocasional text based spam can make it through.
Old 05 November 2004, 05:49 PM
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I am well aware ajm.
Old 05 November 2004, 06:06 PM
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Ooh curt response. Bit of professional pride hurt there? Sorry fella.
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Oh no, nothing like that, I guess I should have put a on the end.
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The simple solution is don't use Outlook :P
I used to say that any HTML email will not contain anything useful but unfortunately losts of companies have started using it,often without a text-only version.
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My ex wife must have set up my junkmail account - everyday I get offered a bigger ***** and Viagra tablets
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Not strictly spam but....

We all know about the car scams but this takes the P*ss

My mum has a horse stable and yard she wanted to rent out, so she put an advert on www.newrider.com advertising both.

the one and only response she got was........................

Name: KENNI
Subject: Private Yard
Date: 10/18/2004
Message: HELLO SELLER, AM INTERESTED IN UR CAR WHICK I LOVE SO MUCH I WILL LIKE YOU TO SELL THE CAR TO ME IF YOU SELL THE CAR TO ME I WILL TAKE GOOD CARE FOR IT,AND ALSO I WILL LIKE TO TELL YOU THAT I WILL PAY YOU BY CHECK IF YOU CAN ACCEPT CHECK FOR ME I WILL BE VERY GRATEFUL COS I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THESE CAR FOR THE PAST 4 MONTH NOW,IF YOU CAN ACCEPT ALL MY CONDITION GET BACK TO ME FAST.] UR INFORMATION IS NEEDED FOR YOU TO GET THE CHECK ASAP... NAME................... HOME ADDRESS............... TEL NUMBER............... LAST OFFER FOR THE CAR...................... POSTAL CODE............. STATE....................... COUNTRY............... THANX
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