Paulo P

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Over a week before haloween Anyone else had them round yet?

Must be a Slough thing

Kyl3cook

I saw some going around our village. They were only about 5 years old with their mums and dads, which I don't mind! it's the lairy litlle buggers that need a shotgun pointing at them

Paulo P

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God knows how old these were, I just ran downstairs and opened the door & saw two little freaks and just said "Nah thanks" and shut the door Caught me totally by suprise

pslewis

Have you seen the acid on your car yet then??????????

Pete

Paulo P

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I think I should have ripped the calendar off of the wall and given it them as their "treat" I could have marked the 31st on there for them too lol

Spoon

The little búggers can't get close enough to be a problem plus píssy Pete would lower the average age of my village.

pslewis

You must feel right at home, with the elderly and infirm.

The distance away from other humans is a great relief to them, I'm sure!

Pete

Spoon

The distance from other humans applys to the pissys' too.

Turbohot

Its a bit early for that, isnt it?
We get loadsa a begger kids (including my own of course!) in our village.Only on the Halloween night tho.
I love giving them treats.Some peeple in the village are sad.They shut their doors or tell the kids to b@gger off.Not nice

Paulo P

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Wish I had been ready to be honest I can't believe they expect to get treats turning up a week early I didn't even have time to rig the hose up

AndyC_772

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I have a simple rule about Hallowe'en - on 31st I go down the pub for the whole evening, and anyone turning up demanding sweets with menaces on any other night gets a remarkably short answer. Call me mean if you like, but I just don't 'get' the whole randomly-giving-presents-to-other-peoples'-kids thing.

*Sonic*

they came round over a week ago !!

Sith

Had some last night, ignored the door and carried on chatting.

Personally I wanted to donn my mask and run screaming out the door with a knife, but I was vitoed.

AndyC_772

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That's OK if you've nothing outside that can be easily vandalised. I feel a lot safer now my car is locked safely away in a garage - the worst I'm likely to get is eggs or sh*t through the letter box, and at least that's not expensive. In previous years I've had to drive out to a pub instead so my car isn't an available target, and although any excuse to head down the pub is a good one IMHO, I still resent having to hide or leave my own home.

Sith

Just buy trick sweets and put them in the bag.

Aaquil

Sith that's a top one try an axe as well.

Puff The Magic Wagon!

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Any ****** that turns up on our doorstep fecking deserves a treat!!! LOL

Its hard enough finding us in daylight, let alone pitch black




















(but then again, any that do will be told to get lost - again )

wwp8

some of them don't have much sense of humour though,
i work in a shop and years ago a group came in trick or treating
afterwards i ask sooooo whos this under the mask, he takes the mask off

and i say eurgh put it back, put it back.



well i thought it was funny he was such a mardy ****

a week later he came in dressed up normal i said wooahhh thats a more ugly mask

strange i just realise i haven't seen him since

Sith

Me in my mask.

skiddus_markus

Whoa that's scary Sith!!!Is it from Shackletons High Seat Chairs?

Iwan

Lol, i can just imagine you opening the door to a bunch of kids.

"yes can i help you?"

wwp8

better still get a knife but ketchup on it, when trick or treaters come to the door open the door with one hand holding a knife
the other holding a kid (son/friend) whos got a mask on with ketchup on body


cool if before you open the door shout
"i'll kill all the trick or treaters haw haw haw"

wwp8

now this is the most scariest mask in the world
it will $hit the pants of kids