Red Bull Makes You Horny
14 October 2004, 02:47 PM
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"A month-long study was conducted, in which no less than two-thousand cases of Red Bull were consumed by Landover Baptist Church Deacons. These Deacons served as volunteer test cases and several of them are now hospitalized with permanent hardening of the *****. Creation Scientist, Dr. Jonathan Edwards, believes their condition resulted from intensive tests where each Deacon was stripped of his clothes and placed in isolation for 72 hours with 200 cans of Red Bull, a plastic Ziploc bag full of Ecstasy tablets and a wide assortment of adult magazines. "We were scrupulously trying to recreate the sex-crazed, raver environment of the typical person who gulps down can after can of this potent beverage," said Dr. Edwards. "
hmm, redbull, e, and porno mags, wonder how I can become a Deacon?
lol sounds like fun
"A month-long study was conducted, in which no less than two-thousand cases of Red Bull were consumed by Landover Baptist Church Deacons. These Deacons served as volunteer test cases and several of them are now hospitalized with permanent hardening of the *****. Creation Scientist, Dr. Jonathan Edwards, believes their condition resulted from intensive tests where each Deacon was stripped of his clothes and placed in isolation for 72 hours with 200 cans of Red Bull, a plastic Ziploc bag full of Ecstasy tablets and a wide assortment of adult magazines. "We were scrupulously trying to recreate the sex-crazed, raver environment of the typical person who gulps down can after can of this potent beverage," said Dr. Edwards. "
hmm, redbull, e, and porno mags, wonder how I can become a Deacon?
lol sounds like fun
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