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06 October 2004, 10:53 PM
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Watch what you chop, or it could hurt !
Man Mistakenly Cuts Off *****, Dog Eats It
Mon Oct 4,10:41 AM ET Oddly Enough - Reuters
BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his ***** for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.
It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.
"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."
Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...;u=/nm/penis_dc
Mon Oct 4,10:41 AM ET Oddly Enough - Reuters
BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his ***** for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.
It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.
"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."
Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...;u=/nm/penis_dc
08 October 2004, 05:50 PM
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We discussed this story in the office yesterday. The points we raised were:
1) Why was he wandering around with his todger flapping about?
2) How on earth could you mistake your todger for a chickens neck?
Personally I think the guy was a ***** (well, he's less of one now
lol)
1) Why was he wandering around with his todger flapping about?
2) How on earth could you mistake your todger for a chickens neck?
Personally I think the guy was a ***** (well, he's less of one now
lol)
08 October 2004, 07:44 PM
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How on earth could you mistake your todger for a chickens neck?
Old joke alert-
A bloke was in a terrible car crash and lost both his legs and his pecker. Months later when his wounds had healed the doctors set about reconstructing his wedding tackle. A suitable donor was found, and the arrangements were made to get the guy in for surgery.
Unfortunately the bloke delivering the organ was a bit of a dozy sod and lost the todger, in a panic he went to the butchers, bought a turkey's neck and chucked it in the cool box. He delivered it to the hospital,nobody noticed, the operation was a complete sucess, and the guy went home a couple of days later with a new todger.
3 months later he went back to the doctors for his final check up. The doctor was amazed at how well it had taken and asked the man if he had manged to have sex yet.
"yes" replied the patient,
"and how was it?" asked the doctor...
"Bootiful......., REALLY Bootiful".
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