Im so fooked off its unreal
28 September 2004, 07:34 PM
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Im so fooked off its unreal
Just go back from our jolly days and guess what..................
yep, some low life scum sucking piece or piece's of ****e has ripped the door of my shed, and nicked Luke's NEW mountain bike, which was a replacment for the one that got nicked from school
they also nicked scooby Adz's Raleigh Chopper and his BMX, all bikes were chained together and they have just took the lot, they also have taken my numerous power tools and scocket sets and stuff. Then to cap it off they have even screwed the door back on the shed..........................after talks with next door, it appears that the chap at N0.5 his house was broken inti as well...bummer
Fooking w@nkers, i hope u fall off the fooking bikes and get run over by a fooking big truck u b@stards
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Then to cap it off they have even screwed the door back on the shed..........................
I came home from holiday once to find that one of the burglars had had a crap on my bedroom floor, the lady that was looking after the house told me about it as she had discovered it and very kindly cleaned it up.
I went to bed that night and strangely enough could not get the smell of sh1te out of my nose. At about 3am I discovered why - the dirty ******* toerag had wiped his **** on my duvet, on the underside right near the top
28 September 2004, 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted by mj
I went to bed that night and strangely enough could not get the smell of sh1te out of my nose. At about 3am I discovered why - the dirty ******* toerag had wiped his **** on my duvet, on the underside right near the top
(I know, I know, it wasn't funny, lowlife scum etc etc)
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Originally Posted by mj
....shouldn't laugh mate but that is quite funny, you have been struck by a kleptomaniac DIY obsessive
28 September 2004, 09:07 PM
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if it lightens the blow i once got my car and bike stole at the same time and i live in the countryside. talk about really ****in u up. pissed off at the time but i look back and laugh now though cus it was actually pretty funny is a *******ised sort of way
28 September 2004, 09:41 PM
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Well MJ they could have taken the gate as well, Dazza mate so sorry mate just as you have just got it all sorted from the last theft, I hope the thiving barstewards get whats coming to them, MJ don't make me laugh like that I nearly choked 
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Dazza mate so sorry mate just as you have just got it all sorted from the last theft, I hope the thiving barstewards get whats coming to them, MJ don't make me laugh like that I nearly choked Cheers
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28 September 2004, 10:04 PM
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Originally Posted by mj
....shouldn't laugh mate but that is quite funny, you have been struck by a kleptomaniac DIY obsessive
I came home from holiday once to find that one of the burglars had had a crap on my bedroom floor, the lady that was looking after the house told me about it as she had discovered it and very kindly cleaned it up.
I went to bed that night and strangely enough could not get the smell of sh1te out of my nose. At about 3am I discovered why - the dirty ******* toerag had wiped his **** on my duvet, on the underside right near the top
I came home from holiday once to find that one of the burglars had had a crap on my bedroom floor, the lady that was looking after the house told me about it as she had discovered it and very kindly cleaned it up.
I went to bed that night and strangely enough could not get the smell of sh1te out of my nose. At about 3am I discovered why - the dirty ******* toerag had wiped his **** on my duvet, on the underside right near the top
Dazza mate, really sorry to hear that. Makes the holiday feel worthless if you have to come back to that sh1te mate
hope the scum get there just deserts. What goes round an all thatmj
That is by far the most funniest thing i have ever read on Scoobynet, pure class
The tears have just been rolling down my face, then the missus and my 15 y.o. daugter came in and saw me crying. I couldn't read it to them coz i couldn't speak so my daughter read it out loud and physically wet herself.
The next door neighbour then phoned up and got no coherant reply back so she came round and read it, she is now in stiches
you cant invent things like that y'know
mj for "Classic short story award 2004"
28 September 2004, 10:13 PM
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Dazza, sorry to hear that. I saw the original thread when your lads bike got nicked. B@stards. A run of bad luck for you, hope it changes!
mj - I have just spilt tea down my front. You owe me a new shirt!
mj - I have just spilt tea down my front. You owe me a new shirt!
28 September 2004, 10:45 PM
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I'm in stiches here Some of these replies are top.
On a serious note, Dazza01 - Truly there are bastids about. Hope they get their comeuppence.
Some of these replies are top.On a serious note, Dazza01 - Truly there are bastids about. Hope they get their comeuppence.
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Originally Posted by mj
....I went to bed that night and strangely enough could not get the smell of sh1te out of my nose. At about 3am I discovered why - the dirty ******* toerag had wiped his **** on my duvet, on the underside right near the top
28 September 2004, 10:54 PM
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Sorry to hear that daz, fortunately i've got a bloke at the front of my estate with a shooter, you know what i mean.
As for Mj:
i read that 5 mins ago and im still giggling like a school kid now FPMSL
funniest thing i've read on scoobynet to date
As for Mj:
I came home from holiday once to find that one of the burglars had had a crap on my bedroom floor, the lady that was looking after the house told me about it as she had discovered it and very kindly cleaned it up.
I went to bed that night and strangely enough could not get the smell of sh1te out of my nose. At about 3am I discovered why - the dirty ******* toerag had wiped his **** on my duvet, on the underside right near the top
I went to bed that night and strangely enough could not get the smell of sh1te out of my nose. At about 3am I discovered why - the dirty ******* toerag had wiped his **** on my duvet, on the underside right near the top
funniest thing i've read on scoobynet to date
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Originally Posted by mj
I came home from holiday once to find that one of the burglars had had a crap on my bedroom floor, the lady that was looking after the house told me about it as she had discovered it and very kindly cleaned it up.
I went to bed that night and strangely enough could not get the smell of sh1te out of my nose. At about 3am I discovered why - the dirty ******* toerag had wiped his **** on my duvet, on the underside right near the top
I went to bed that night and strangely enough could not get the smell of sh1te out of my nose. At about 3am I discovered why - the dirty ******* toerag had wiped his **** on my duvet, on the underside right near the top
I am still on the floor
28 September 2004, 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted by mj
....shouldn't laugh mate but that is quite funny, you have been struck by a kleptomaniac DIY obsessive
fooking brill Mj, cheered me up anyway Insurance again have ok'd everthing, again, police coming round in morning to take a statement but i have a far idea who dun it, but proving it is another
reason why shed door screwed back on is cos sister was popping in every night to close curtains but never checked shed cos it looked ok, every cloud has a silver linning, a least the plane got down safely
am pi$$ed so going to bed now, night night all
29 September 2004, 12:09 AM
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Originally Posted by mj
I came home from holiday once to find that one of the burglars had had a crap on my bedroom floor, the lady that was looking after the house told me about it as she had discovered it and very kindly cleaned it up.
I went to bed that night and strangely enough could not get the smell of sh1te out of my nose. At about 3am I discovered why - the dirty ******* toerag had wiped his **** on my duvet, on the underside right near the top
I would have thrown up ,everywhere
29 September 2004, 12:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Andy S.
Jesus unreal
I would have thrown up ,everywhere
I would have thrown up ,everywhere
I know a couple of people who have had thieves leave their stools behind - it's some perverted kick they get out of it. I think the Coppers can use it for DNA and frame the silly sods with it.
29 September 2004, 12:28 AM
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I really can't see the police going to all the effort of DNA testing a turd, and hoping they already have that DNA on file, just to catch a burglar
(Personally, I think that would be fine use of my taxes, but Tony disagrees).
(Personally, I think that would be fine use of my taxes, but Tony disagrees).
29 September 2004, 12:33 AM
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Dazza
Can't exactly say welcome home mate with that news - sorry to hear it
Hopefully getting your Scoob back, run in and raring to go, will cheer you up a bit - catch you soon mate
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Can't exactly say welcome home mate with that news - sorry to hear it
Hopefully getting your Scoob back, run in and raring to go, will cheer you up a bit - catch you soon mate
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29 September 2004, 09:20 AM
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I read in a crap book (no pun intended) that having a dump is a sign of massive adrenaline. And if it's near the site of a major crime (say, a murder), the cops WILL take DNA from it.
It was a cheap thriller though, so no idea how true that was.
(Sorry I've nothing more witty to add like the rest of you!)
It was a cheap thriller though, so no idea how true that was.
(Sorry I've nothing more witty to add like the rest of you!)
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