J4CKO

iTrader: (1)

Right what do I need....

75 homies (25 muscly, 10 Fat, 2 in wheelchairs, rest standard, must be able to shout Yo convincingly)
50 Hoochies (All with bit *****)
10 Hoes (All with big *****)
3 Bentleys
2 Hummers
1 Merc S Class Limo
1 Lincoln Navigator Stretch
150 Bottles of Kristal Champagne
150 Bottles of 'Mo' et Champagene
A gross of 'Shorties'
a Dozen 'Haters'
A Club
A Glock Pistol
A Really emotional Pit Bull Terrier, on a lead
a Dozen Assorted 'Beyatches' (All with fat *****)
Some Purrr-See (all with fat *****)
200 or so Base Ball vests in assorted 'colors'
1 Ripped off 1970's 80's or 90's track, sampled to death
Talent (minimal ammount)
8 Professional video cameras
8 tripods with a maximum height extenson of 18 inches
AK47's are on a 3 for 2, get 9
A Low Rider with hydraulic suspension (Austin Princess ?)
Some bad-*** expressions
a Kitchen Clock (for round my neck)
1 ton (each) of assorted naff jewellry (must be Dolla bill shape)
150 pair of pants, demin, must not fit, **** must be around knee level.
150 Thongs
Headscarfes (plenty)
A Couple of Uzi's (For old times sake)
A Skip full of 'Dolla' bills to throw around like Confetti
3 Or Some Yamaha R1's, minimal training for the muppets who will ride them
A pinch of Misogny
No Irony whatsover
A swimming pool (Borrwoed of **** mogul)
Some Brandy (Not any old Aldi Crap mind)
A bleep machine
100 + MotherF*ckas
Seveal thousand gullible white middle class boys to buy the result

Have I missed anything

lpski1

FPMSL

moses

and keep repeating ho ho's (******) yeah yeah yeah my hommies and crap

same **** im sick of it

i cant believe how much money they get for singing crap, jayz is cool but the rest except for eminem are ****

i like old school. public enemy, ice cube and ice t's old stuff and naughty by nature and beastie boys

S.B.

Don't forget vanilla ice

mj

..you mean Ho's, hoes are for turning over soil they don't have bottoms, other than than looks good.You might also want to throw in a well hung "*****", for the penetration of said Ho's ( only if you are doing a Snoop Dogg - Dogg Pound type video), prefferably on the sette while all the other homeboys are toking on blunts,and watching **** or playing the Xbox.

Safe