Do you want a sweetie little boy?
22 September 2004, 09:24 PM
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Do you want a sweetie little boy?
Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey, it was After Eight.
She was from Quality Street, he was a Fishermans Friend.
On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she
had a Wine Gum.
He asked her name, "Polo - I'm the one with the hole" she said.
"I'm the one with the Nuts" he thought.
Then he touched her Milky Way. They checked in and went straight to
the bedroom.
Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic.
It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt the
contrast of her Double Decker.
Then he showed her hisCurly Wurly. But Ms Rowntree wasn't keen as she already had a few Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard.
He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge.
It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he came out his Fun Sized MarsBar felt a bit Crunchie.
She wanted more but he decided to take a TimeOut.
However, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetising. So he did
a Twirl and had a Picnic in her Sherbert.
At the same time he gave her a Gob Stopper.
Unfortunately Mr Cadbury had to go home to his wife, Caramel.
Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught V.D.
It turns out Ms Rowntree had a Box of Assorted Creams.
She really had been with All Sorts.
Pete
She was from Quality Street, he was a Fishermans Friend.
On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she
had a Wine Gum.
He asked her name, "Polo - I'm the one with the hole" she said.
"I'm the one with the Nuts" he thought.
Then he touched her Milky Way. They checked in and went straight to
the bedroom.
Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic.
It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt the
contrast of her Double Decker.
Then he showed her hisCurly Wurly. But Ms Rowntree wasn't keen as she already had a few Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard.
He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge.
It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he came out his Fun Sized MarsBar felt a bit Crunchie.
She wanted more but he decided to take a TimeOut.
However, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetising. So he did
a Twirl and had a Picnic in her Sherbert.
At the same time he gave her a Gob Stopper.
Unfortunately Mr Cadbury had to go home to his wife, Caramel.
Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught V.D.
It turns out Ms Rowntree had a Box of Assorted Creams.
She really had been with All Sorts.
Pete
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