lightning101

Ananova:

A Dutch town hopes Scottish highland cattle will drive away gay couples who use a local park to have sex.

Officials in Haarlemmerliede say the Spaarnwoude park has become a popular haunt for gay couples.

They plan to introduce highland cattle to graze in the park in the hope it will scare them away.

"The gays are causing a lot of trouble to the other visitors," said director Van Hoogdalem.

"I don't have anything against gays but I don't want them to copulate in public where people walking their dogs or having a walk with children can see them."

Brendan Hughes

Ah. So you meant "Highgelaand Kaatel to Driveawaay Gaaes?"

lightning101

LOL - didn't think horny and hairy and built like a truck and packing a lot of prime meat would scare gays away.

TelBoy

Hmmm, Ananova. They even look up to the National Enquirer.

Senior_AP

lol to the thread.

Alas

Surprised it being the dutch they did'nt ask the cows for their opinion.
Sounds like a load of bull to me.
Alas

PG

snipers would be better !
Perhaps they are to give the cattle guns ?

ajm

What is it with gays anyway? Why can't they just do it in private like normal people?

Leslie

They will probably strike up a meaningful relationship with the cattle!

Les

Senior_AP

Careful, you just said gays are not normal. On here that's asking for trouble from the holier than thou brigade.

This will be the first question from all the oddities that consider same sex relationships normal: "Normal, what's normal"?!?.

lol

Patt@firstime

'Don't have a cow man'!

lightning101

And remember boys and girls:



"STEAR CLEAR OF THE QUEER STEER"

tiggers

Wondered how it would take someone. Longer than usual actually - the NSR Mafia are slipping.

Andrew Dixon

Ringpeas

The queers will probably just get the horn

<gets coat>

lightning101

I think the fact that thay have to have a name for it e.g. GAY, QUEER etc means its not normal.


Most people would say i'm in a relationship, or I'm married - they have to say "i'm gay or I'm queer etc"

lightning101

And just to back that up:

nor·mal
adj.

1. Conforming with, adhering to, or constituting a norm, standard, pattern, level, or type; typical: normal room temperature; one's normal weight; normal diplomatic relations.
2. Biology. Functioning or occurring in a natural way; lacking observable abnormalities or deficiencies.
3. Abbr. n or N Chemistry.
4. Mathematics.
5.  
   1. Relating to or characterized by average intelligence or development.
   2. Free from mental illness; sane.

ajm

So was I.... its not often a juicy bit of bait like that goes un-nibbled for so long!

To which I will reply:

"Normal is the configuration of sexual preference to which the majority subscribe. Gays are a minority therefore they are statistically abnormal."

Disclaimer: That's not to say I have anything against them, I am just pointing out the facts as they are currently! Who knows, maybe it will become a majority preference at which point I will mathematically obliged to refer to them as normal.

lightning101

Also if we were all gay the planet could die in 100 years - assuming no artificial insemmination.


The ****ing fulfords - "Don't want queers in the family, or we'll all be ****ed"

ajm

My question stills stands though.... why do they have to do it in a public park???

Ringpeas

Cheap thrills at a guess.

lightning101

And why dress like this to make sure people know.


I don't wear a photo of my wife round my neck to prove i'm heterosexual

The Guv'nor

Lets not be hasty here, it says gay couples but no reference to gender.........

It could be blonde teen lesbians!! And that would be perfectly normal!!

T.G.

lightning101

Does that not look like david beckham - LOL

lightning101

Sounds good guvnor - but how many fathers would be chuffed to find their daugher in a field prawn jousting with another lady.

The Guv'nor

They could watch............

But no touching, that'd be plain sick!!

T.G.

Ringpeas

prawn jousting

lightning101

Also can anyone tell me the origins of the shiny PVC hat that they all way in the gay parades - in relation to them being gay.


I mean the leather an PVC is great on the right person, athough most say that a handlebar moustache and plastic crotch cover on a guy just doesn't tent my trousers.

The Guv'nor

Probably cos it's wipe clean!!

T.G.

Senior_AP

Being gay is abnormal. Majority or not. I've no problem with them though.

See pic of a mate of mine.

http://resourcesforbears.com/NEWS/AR...hughes_lrg.jpg