Patt@firstime

Getting home last night and having to items of post to open.

1) CD showing all speed cameras in Warwickshire

2) NIP for speeding (52 in a 60 but down to 40 for fcukin roadworks

I supose you've got to smile

Richard Askew

Unlucky fella - funny though

Patt@firstime

Made me smile (slightly)

scrappydoo

Thats a good one mate. Hope your going to fight it though and not let them get ya. Ive done it 3 times and got off Bloody scamera's.

alcazar

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I once split my head open at a theme park (acting stupid) and had to have 22 stitches put in it. I lost so much blood they were thinking of a possible transfusion


When I got home, the only item of post was a letter asking if I'd like to become a blood doner.

Alcazar

SJ_Skyline

Irony is....


[Les Dawson]

Seeing your mother in law going over the cliff at Beachy Head in your brand new car..

[/Les Dawson]


I'll get my coat!

jasey

Similar one with Enoch Powell standing at the edge of a cliff crying but we're not allowed to tell it anymore .

SJ_Skyline

When I were a lad, PC had just 1 meaning!

jasey

When I was a lad PC had NO MEANING

Hol

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What was it like at the turn of the century?


I thought thought Irony was what my wife did to my shirt collars!.

Or is that butchery????

jasey

Hey - I'm not 40 yet (this can only be said for the next 3 months

Actually pc did have one meaning - Police ****stable (**** = Con of course) .

scrappydoo

Its like 10,000 spoons when all you need is 1. lol!!! ???? ????? ummm!!! not quite, miss morissette.

Hol

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If I was her, Id sell em on Ebay.

Wouldn't have made for a very good song though!