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Old 01 September 2004, 01:28 PM
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Default Would You Be An Escort?.....

Seriously?

Be paid to go out, eat, dance, enjoy one's company and make good conversation. Anything after that is your choice.

So what do you say folks?



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Old 01 September 2004, 01:30 PM
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Been debated on here recently (think it was "would you let your partner be an escort")

Personally ... No, but it would be better than working in a ****ty office all day
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http://bbs.scoobynet.co.uk/showthread.php?t=333330

Old 01 September 2004, 01:31 PM
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I'd rather be a Mini.
Old 01 September 2004, 01:32 PM
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yeah course if i was single (im not on about doing it for nookie either) some 2 pay u, pay for some beers and be well fed most nights, sounds ideal 2 me
Old 01 September 2004, 01:34 PM
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Depends on how much i was getting

If it pays the scoob then HELL YE !!!
Old 01 September 2004, 01:34 PM
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I would females only tho....oh and I may even provide the 'extras' for a charge; that is and depending on if 'I could or not' if you know what I mean....
Old 01 September 2004, 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted by davegtt
yeah course if i was single (im not on about doing it for nookie either) some 2 pay u, pay for some beers and be well fed most nights, sounds ideal 2 me
Even if the punter was a bloke Dave
Old 01 September 2004, 01:56 PM
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ha ha ha
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Just been signed up !!

I can give discounted rates to first timers

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That counts out eClaire then...
Old 01 September 2004, 02:01 PM
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eClaire

Thanks for linking that one!

he hasn't done it....................yet
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
That counts out eClaire then...
Old 01 September 2004, 02:07 PM
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Well, for a woman it's easy enough I suppose. Even if the bloke's pig ugly then you can just lie back and think of England (or the money! ) But what about blokes? What if you're paid for "extras" but can't rise to the occasion....? Would refunds be available....?


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Buzzer, erm no I dont think we'll include guys in it, that was never mentioned in the original post
Old 01 September 2004, 02:20 PM
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Girlies only for me !

I could quite easily take someone's money if they wre paying for the food, the drinks, & the fun !

If you were treating it like business then you would have to kinda cut back on the drink & behave like a gentleman it is at the end of the day a job !

If extra's are what the client requests then its really up to you at the time, & you WOULD have to perform, personally if i wasnt in a relationship then i would do it but seeing as i am then ......................... i wouldnt
Old 01 September 2004, 02:26 PM
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totaly agree with sti-04!! on this one.
Old 01 September 2004, 02:37 PM
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Sometimes though, when people see the money it is quite easy to do anything they set their mind to!!

I, personally, couldn't go through with it. I think of the women/blokes who do it, fair play to them. I am just a big sh!tbag with no bottle. No way in hell would I offer extras though, no matter how much money they were offering. Sexual intercourse is the most natural thing that can happen between humans, and in my opinion, should in no way whatsoever be paid for. (you can, however, pay for a face lift to enable you to get a poke if you are a total munter )

TelBoy

LMF - no worries, I had it in my favourites anyway - fab thread!!

DBW, very true!!

sti-04, glad to hear it. What would you charge without extras??

Oh, and by the way - I googled the platinum select link - although I suspect it will be removed very soon by the Mods!
Old 01 September 2004, 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted by sti-04!!
Girlies only for me !

I could quite easily take someone's money if they wre paying for the food, the drinks, & the fun !

If you were treating it like business then you would have to kinda cut back on the drink & behave like a gentleman it is at the end of the day a job !

If extra's are what the client requests then its really up to you at the time, & you WOULD have to perform, personally if i wasnt in a relationship then i would do it but seeing as i am then ......................... i wouldnt
Come to think of it, are you sure you haven't done this before?
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If you were an Escort, would you tell anyone
Old 01 September 2004, 02:41 PM
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A couple of my mates have done this in the past and made very good money at it.
For every 1 good looker they always got 10 munters in their 50's weighing in at 18 stone who wanted the whole job doing.
They thanked God for Vodka and Viagara!!

Jason
Old 01 September 2004, 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Bajie
If you were an Escort, would you tell anyone
Would I ****!!!!! LOL
Old 01 September 2004, 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by eClaire
Come to think of it, are you sure you haven't done this before?
Edinburgh always has its fair share of business woman travelling there during the week

As for the extra's you know i dont charge
Old 01 September 2004, 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by eClaire
Sexual intercourse is the most natural thing that can happen between humans, and in my opinion, should in no way whatsoever be paid for.

If i didn't know who posted that, i could *still* tell it was the words of a woman...
Old 01 September 2004, 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by TelBoy
If i didn't know who posted that, i could *still* tell it was the words of a woman...
My mum, actually
Old 01 September 2004, 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by eClaire
Would I ****!!!!! LOL
ROFLMAO



Remember to wear some nice shoes for TelBoy
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Originally Posted by davegtt
Buzzer, erm no I dont think we'll include guys in it, that was never mentioned in the original post

Thats okay mate, i was just clarifying your stance as i'm sure Notorious Rev would be getting excited at the prospect of next Tuesday's Warrington meet
Old 01 September 2004, 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted by jaycee
For every 1 good looker they always got 10 munters in their 50's weighing in at 18 stone who wanted the whole job doing.
Wondered when someone would bring this up. Good old Mr SN thinks that all the Emma Buntons of this world are desperate to pay for the services of an average man...
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Originally Posted by Bajie
Remember to wear some nice shoes for TelBoy
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