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Old 30 August 2004, 12:53 AM
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I went for a quiet drink with my bird, but as you may well know she is due in 7 weeks.

Anyway she got bored and uncomfortable pretty quick.

So I phoned for back up, she went home, happily, and I went into Liverpool with one of the lads.

Now then, it was the Mathew Street Festival, so it was mingin......

So we went into the LivingRooms, had a few beers, talked some ****, then went out, and next door to the MosquitoBar.

At the bar we noticed a large number of young scantily clad bi-atches dancing around in our little space, excellent I thought.

Then I realised, or should I say recognised......

Milan Barros.
Jon ArnerReaser.
Saif Dio... sorry for the spelling.
Didi Haman and some other big wigs I didnt recognise, but they were obviously Liverpool players....

These little bi-atches where being paraded in front of the "SuperStars" like pieces of meat.



I was jealous as ****, so I came home, and here I am.

Pissed, eating a GoodFellows Pepperoni, rambling on to you lot.

You should have seen the watches on display.......I was tempted.....

Later, Tired Yoza
Old 30 August 2004, 01:15 AM
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Just so people know who you are talking about Yoza
Milan Baros
John Arne Riise
Salif Diao
Didi Hamann

I suppose they were drowning their sorrows at losing today!
Old 30 August 2004, 01:51 AM
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Who? Wouldnt impress me as I wouldnt know who the f they are anyway

Football, pffft

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Old 30 August 2004, 10:22 AM
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Thankyou RED.

Maybe you should go into the Mosquito to meet your hero's, or at least watch them in their natural habitat...

I must say, they were well behaved, and I didnt see any of them drinking.

Other than fruit juice.

I was surprised how small they were, not in height, but in build. They always look burly on the tele, but they were skinney looking up close.

It looked as though they had ' fluffers ', people employed to bring along eye candy, as these were the guys introducing all the girls, or maybe it was just my imagination........

I dont think Mr Barros needed any help, he looks like a model/movie star rather than a footballer, but Mr Hamann, well, he was nearly as ugly as me.
Old 30 August 2004, 10:25 AM
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Are those names anagrams ?

Does amaze me the lengths women will go to if they want to **** a footballer, I live in south Manchester and its teeming with footballers round here.
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Go on tell us, who are they?

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Old 30 August 2004, 12:48 PM
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You should have seen the watches on display.......I was tempted.....

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Yoz

I think you'll find that Deitmar would of preferred someone with a **** to parade themselves in front of him

He would of preferred an "in depth" discussion on who's turn it was that night to bite the pillow
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Originally Posted by yoza
Thankyou RED.

Maybe you should go into the Mosquito to meet your hero's, or at least watch them in their natural habitat...

I must say, they were well behaved, and I didnt see any of them drinking.

Other than fruit juice.

I was surprised how small they were, not in height, but in build. They always look burly on the tele, but they were skinney looking up close.

It looked as though they had ' fluffers ', people employed to bring along eye candy, as these were the guys introducing all the girls, or maybe it was just my imagination........

I dont think Mr Barros needed any help, he looks like a model/movie star rather than a footballer, but Mr Hamann, well, he was nearly as ugly as me.
You're right about Milan Baros phwoooaaarrrr
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Originally Posted by Redkop
You're right about Milan Baros phwoooaaarrrr
Is it just me or are the guys eyes too close together................still that may be a look that is common in Liverpool
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