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Old 27 August 2004, 11:00 PM
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Question What to display on my snooker cue case?

I know someone with "It's like your worst nightmare...it just keeps getting worse & worse" from the film "The Colour of Money"

Got me thinking about what to have put on my one piece case (pool player not snooker).

Suggestions all welcomed to put added fear into opponents.

Bob
Old 27 August 2004, 11:09 PM
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I know I look like a **** carrying this case....

Im so good at Pool, Ive got my own bat...

Auschwitz Andy,s coffin.....
Old 27 August 2004, 11:19 PM
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thanks for the input mate
Old 27 August 2004, 11:21 PM
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Dont mention it.......Oh, you already have.
Old 27 August 2004, 11:30 PM
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Comedian.

Should have said "all helpful suggestions welcomed"
Old 27 August 2004, 11:35 PM
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Oh, right.

Errm.

How about.....

....I will only open this case, if youve got the *****.

Old 27 August 2004, 11:45 PM
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chav ?
Old 27 August 2004, 11:52 PM
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How about something cryptic like:

The Remover of Inconvenient Obstacles
Old 28 August 2004, 03:41 AM
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a halfords sticker bundle?

HKS
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Old 28 August 2004, 11:46 AM
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how about GET UP AND SEE THE SARCASIM IN MY EYES.
Old 28 August 2004, 11:49 AM
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When I open this case, your ***** will drop......
Old 28 August 2004, 03:02 PM
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Yoza: Helpful as ever
What_would_scooby_do: interesting
JayBird: Whatever makes you happy

Come on somebody must have some constructive views?
Old 28 August 2004, 03:22 PM
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PMSL - Yoza rules! :
Old 28 August 2004, 04:26 PM
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so is that a no for mine
Old 28 August 2004, 04:48 PM
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Warning - this box contains a long shaft.
Old 28 August 2004, 05:55 PM
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Why do you need to have words on your case

If you are good enough then that should be all the fear you need
Old 28 August 2004, 05:58 PM
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What the ****'s the point is asking for suggestions and then rubbishing every one?
Old 28 August 2004, 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted by NotoriousREV
What the ****'s the point is asking for suggestions and then rubbishing every one?
Your bad language is not called for or welcomed. I haven't rubbished one genuine response.

Check your facts before you open your foul mouth.
Old 28 August 2004, 07:13 PM
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swaussie's is probably the best suggestion thus far. Have also had suggested "Lethal Weapon"
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Rev, you naughty boy.

And just for the record, all my responses were genuine.

As for 'LethalWeapon'....well.

The next time you go to play, there is bound to be a 'LeathalWeaponII'.

OK one more.

.......Check out my wrist action.

That should do it, sums it all up really.

Thanks for the support.

Yoza.
Old 28 August 2004, 07:41 PM
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Originally Posted by yoza

And just for the record, all my responses were genuine.


Yoza.
Sorry mate. I guess I should make allowances for the wide-ranging personalities on here.

My apologies as I thought you were taking the ****



























Originally Posted by yoza

.......Check out my wrist action.

That should do it, sums it all up really.


Yoza.
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Old 28 August 2004, 07:50 PM
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It's quite ironic that you want something "to put the fear into your opponents" written on your case - which is pretty much the saddest thing I've ever heard of - and yet you don't like the **** being taken.

I think you might have to get used to that, BOB_My_other_weapon_has_a_much_smaller_case...
Old 28 August 2004, 07:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Carter
It's quite ironic that you want something "to put the fear into your opponents" written on your case - which is pretty much the saddest thing I've ever heard of - and yet you don't like the **** being taken.

...
Maybe I view things from a different angle as I'm quite serious about pool...yeah I guess a little ribbing may be in order but when thats all this thread turns into it makes it a tad pointless.
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If you're quite serious about pool don't have anything on your case.
Old 28 August 2004, 08:02 PM
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well I quite liked the slogan on the case I saw. Certainly makes you remember. Many people have stickers from all the chamionships they've been to but thats a tad common now.

Bob
Old 28 August 2004, 08:13 PM
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Originally Posted by BOB'5
Your bad language is not called for or welcomed. I haven't rubbished one genuine response.

Check your facts before you open your foul mouth.
Last time I checked "****" wasn't a swear word. In fact, it's not a word of any kind. I'm not even sure how you pronounce it.

So **** off and write what the **** you like on your pool cue case

There have been some very funny suggestions that obviously you don't want use as they don't match your sense of humour, but abusing people for responding to your question is, IMHO, extremly poor behaviour.

******.
Old 28 August 2004, 08:17 PM
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is this for real?

if you have a slogan and you are ****e you will look a tool
if you are good you dont need a slogan.

do you spin the cue round as well "ohhhhhh werewolves of london..." and all that!
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Its a crap game anyway, get out in the sunlight you pasty saddo.
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ROFLMAO@Yoza - some classics there

J4CKO - Terry but Lionel mate
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