sorry about the shout out but whats your living and do you just about manage owning a scoobie, i do ( sparks)
Paul.

 

run a ductwork company for my dad!

 

Ahhh Bless

 

pays the bills,just

 

Work on gas pipelines. Owning a scooby easy.

Chip

 

McDonalds, Snr Floor Manager

 

you as well

Have you ever been employee of the month? Can we see the picture

 

Been promoted have you

Chip

 

So more than one graduate of the institute then?


http://www.fact-index.com/h/ha/hambu...niversity.html

 

Wow a McDonald's university. Surely a one day course will suffice to be able to attain a degree in hamburgerology

Chip.

 

But there is so much more to it than that, a years customer dissatisfaction training, tardiness 101, queue lengthening procedures and 2 years intensive botchulism cultivation/dispersal training.

 

but an endless que of 15 year old girls which is the maximum age for full scoob appreciation.

neons and fries and their happy.

 

Senior trainer for Mc F#ck UP Drive Through Dept !!

 

Fabricator

 

You tell lies then?

Chip.

 

yeah, im always making stuff up

 

Sell motorbikes

 

Don't forget the advanced dermatology module which involves daily smearings of lard on skin and hair to get that lovely complexion/hair sheen balance, elocution lessons to ensure the monotone, barely discernable mumble is perfected and the piece de la resistance, the ability to mis-serve your order while turning their head away from you and talking to some ugly munter co-worker who's coughing on the fries.

 

Professional layabout and drunk

Occasionally do a bit of electronics and software if I feel sufficiently motivated.

Paying for the scoob, no problem, car allowance

 

Oh you paint a lovely picture

 

family business making leather goods for hotels and west end stores, (not whips, chains etc)

 

ok, just leather thongs and bikinis and stuff then?

 

I wish

 

lol, do you have any PR jobs going at your place, where i get to choose models???

 

Gas Fired Power Station - Control Room Engineer

 

H.V Cable Jointer for Central Networks (E.on)

 

Professional club DJ

In the process of setting up a record shop too (already do it on ebay anyway with great returns).

Ps i dont run a scooby- i just lurk here