TheBigMan

Last week I hired a Limousine to take me to a private party. Spent loads of money from our recent consolidation loan and.......took my wife with me.

"en route" (way home) I was a bit drunk and tried it on with my wife in the back of the Limo (sure fire **** right??)....WRONG.

She's got all uppity, moaning about me treating her as an object!! She barely speaks to me now and when she does it is only to bully me and to dish out verbal/physical abuse.

Its getting to the point now that we don't even have sex every night like before. I'm covered in bruises and I'm losing all my street cred with my boyz.

Can any of you ol' boyz help me??

OllyK

If you are being serious, then domestic abuse is a serious matter who ever is dishing it out. You can take it to the police in the first instance but remember that that will have serious consequences if you follow through. The other approach is to talk to her, with a view to seeking councelling of some form. Hope you get it sorted - and don't be tempted to slap her back (unless you feel your life is at risk) or it could be you in the nick.

davyboy

What is wrong with her? Is she frigid?

I too would have thought that was a dead cert!

Women are strange creatures.

TheBigMan

Not so much abuse, more little digs. I used to be the one that bullied her but now its all changed. I'm trying to maintain my levels of respect as I am a big b&stard. If I hit her I'd really hurt her. Some one mistook me a s a bouncer not so long ago.

I'll have to buy her pressies and see what happens. I love f$cking and I'm not getting sex any more. Its a crappy situation.

davegtt

******, its the only option

Doesnt sound like a serious thread to me this.... if it is then I appologies

TheBigMan

It is very serious. All this is doing my head in.

Faire D'Income

Wind up time.

Senior_AP

Yep sounds like bollox to me.

If it is true, he is one sad b&stard. Good start for a newbie. lol.

davegtt

gotta be bo11ocks this, reckon its a regular tbh with a new username

Tiggs

"She barely speaks to me now and when she does it is only to bully me and to dish out verbal/physical abuse."

the only thing chicks should dish out is the dinner.....dump her.

Senior_AP

...and ****.

OllyK

Well "little digs" is part of life, give as good as you get. If it is more than that, then you need to talk to her.

Sympathy is fading, you admit to being a bully and want sympathy and advice when the tables are turned by the person you were bullying??

Talk or Walk.

Have you actually tried to speak to her or do you just expect her to drop her knickers when you grunt at her?

Faire D'Income

Is that foreplay?

davegtt

Whats wrong with that, all women should know what the grunt means by now

OllyK

Muppets in 3...2...1...

STi wanna Subaru

iTrader: (1)

pish take for certain!

Poor Guy

so where do you keep a bed in your bridge? wouldnt it get wet?

The Guv'nor

Allow me to point out where you went wrong!!

1. You HIRED a limo?? You should've spent the entire loan on a 1970's stretch Ford Granada.

2. You took your wife with you. WRONG! You should've hired a high class hooker for the evening. Guaranteed ****.

3. She doesn't speak to you? Result!! What's the problem?????

4. She's beating you? Stand up to her and knock **** out of her you wimp!!

5. Can't help you with the street cred- that's gone forever dude.



T.G.

tucker101uk

I dont think thats particularly funny.... sorry...

The Guv'nor

Sorry... I should've said beat the **** out of her!!

Get a grip tucker, it wasn't a serious comment. Although number 2 was! Hookers all the way.

T.G.

Dazza01

Thebigman
try sitting on ur hands for a while, then after they go num it'll feel like someone else is doing it to ya


Or buy a blow up doll



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