Keef69

Saw this on a local site:

"Was pulled over last night by a copper who'd followed me for a couple of miles and breathalised. Bearing in mind I could barely stand it was no surprise to find I was massively over the limit. This was particularly disgraceful as I had the missus and kiddy with me in the car.

I was arrested and read my rights. It was all a very salutary experience, especially when the copper got shirty because I found the whole business side-splittingly funny.

His mate,whilst the arrest took place went and had a good look round the

car,came back and started whispering to the other copper. They are whispering frantically at each other and neither of them look very pleased.

Copper turns to me and starts accusing me of wasting police time,he calls me a tw*t. I point out he's just sworn at a member of the public,in front of an 18 month old child and that I'll report him for conduct unbecoming.

Plod get back in their car and drive off,with the copper who'd had a look round my car laughing his head off.

And the moral of the story for the police is....














Always check whether a car is left or right hand drive before breathalising the guy in the right hand seat"

PiNkEyE69

LOL, is this for real or where the coppers fmor the same place McDonalds staff come from?

Nick100

A couple of work colleagues were driving in Scandinavia many years ago, when a policeman pulled them over, walked down the left side of the car and started talking to the passenger through the window about his drifting on the snow covered roads. Only when he asked to see the driving license did the passenger say "perhaps he should ask the driver".
Policeman then noticed lack of steering wheel and sent them on their way