WARNING! WARNING! NOT for the Blokes!!!
07 August 2004, 04:11 PM
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WARNING! WARNING! NOT for the Blokes!!!
My wife showed me this article from the problem page of one of the magazines she reads.
BLOKES YOU WILL CRINGE (final warning!)
"I've snapped my boyfriends *****! We were at it a couple of weeks ago when I heard a crack and he screamed in agony. The hospital says it's a fractured *****. He's still on painkillers, but they say it will be as good as new. But I don't think I'll dare have sex again!"
Rachel 25
and the Answer:
"Men look away now, this isn't easy reading! An erect ***** may look impressive, but it's quite fragile. A break is rare, but it can happen - usually during vigorous sex when the ***** gets bent or wrenched. There's a snap as the tough outer coating, just under the skin tears. Then there's bruising, swelling, and pain.
Your boyfriend should make a full recovery - ice packs, painkillers and a splint may be all that's necessary. Though, sometimes, surgery is on the cards to prevent a permantly bent erection."
Oh lord, oh lord, oh lord.... A SPLINT??????
BLOKES YOU WILL CRINGE (final warning!)
"I've snapped my boyfriends *****! We were at it a couple of weeks ago when I heard a crack and he screamed in agony. The hospital says it's a fractured *****. He's still on painkillers, but they say it will be as good as new. But I don't think I'll dare have sex again!"
Rachel 25
and the Answer:
"Men look away now, this isn't easy reading! An erect ***** may look impressive, but it's quite fragile. A break is rare, but it can happen - usually during vigorous sex when the ***** gets bent or wrenched. There's a snap as the tough outer coating, just under the skin tears. Then there's bruising, swelling, and pain.
Your boyfriend should make a full recovery - ice packs, painkillers and a splint may be all that's necessary. Though, sometimes, surgery is on the cards to prevent a permantly bent erection."
Oh lord, oh lord, oh lord.... A SPLINT??????
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07 August 2004, 07:30 PM
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That's the first time I've ever heard it described as 'fragile'. I'd always heard it described as tough and stringy, able to withstand a fair amount of abuse without serious damage. Maybe it varies between blokes...
07 August 2004, 08:47 PM
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I have come across this one before, its true, well not the fact that your ***** breaks as it dosnt, it snaps at the bottom where it attaches to what ever bit it attaches to. It becomes dislodged.
07 August 2004, 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted by carl
How can it become "broken"? It doesn't contain any bones (even though it's known as a "boner" when in a certain state 
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07 August 2004, 10:56 PM
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You cannot fracture a ***** in reality as there are no bones (pardon the pun)... You can however sprain the ***** and as we all know, having sprained ankles etc, it ****ing hurts!!
Morale of the story is, if it slips out.. slip it back in gently
Morale of the story is, if it slips out.. slip it back in gently
someone had to post it 
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