what's another name for a "corporate message"
29 July 2004, 09:23 AM
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what's another name for a "corporate message"
As topic sez - every company has a corporate purpose/message.
What's the proper was of describing this "message"?
It's on the tip of my tongue but just can't think what it is!!!
HELP!!!!
Dan
What's the proper was of describing this "message"?
It's on the tip of my tongue but just can't think what it is!!!
HELP!!!!
Dan
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29 July 2004, 10:49 AM
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Bo!!ocks usually
Far too many 'Mission Statements' around now in my view. And most have nothing really underlying them anyhow.
Half the time I think that they're simply written because it's currently trendy to do so, not because the business actually believes in it.
Same goes for corporate 'values'.......
Hugh
Far too many 'Mission Statements' around now in my view. And most have nothing really underlying them anyhow.
Half the time I think that they're simply written because it's currently trendy to do so, not because the business actually believes in it.
Same goes for corporate 'values'.......
Hugh
29 July 2004, 11:13 AM
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You're all wrong. I think you'll find it's "Mission Statement"
Invariably bollox, especially when they go on about being "customer centric". Since when did customers ask for poor products/services and increased prices?
Glad there's nothing like that crap at my place
A truer mission statement from any successful business is more like "we'll screw you just as hard as we can because if we don't, some other bu99ers will."
Yours cynically,
Richard.
Invariably bollox, especially when they go on about being "customer centric". Since when did customers ask for poor products/services and increased prices?
Glad there's nothing like that crap at my place
A truer mission statement from any successful business is more like "we'll screw you just as hard as we can because if we don't, some other bu99ers will."
Yours cynically,
Richard.
29 July 2004, 11:24 AM
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Just come back to this - LMFAO!!!!
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29 July 2004, 07:00 PM
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I work for a US company and they are always going on about their 'elevator pitch', ie the speech you give some poor unfortunate when you trap them in a lift...
last day there tomorrow
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last day there tomorrow
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29 July 2004, 07:02 PM
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Do you mean one of those statements like "Working for the good of the people" , or "Defending the Country against crime".
I can only describe that sort of thing as totally naff and which convinces no one any more!
Les
I can only describe that sort of thing as totally naff and which convinces no one any more!
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29 July 2004, 10:11 PM
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If you need one in a hurry....
http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilber...eer/bin/ms.cgi
I got this on my second try...
"The customer can count on us to seamlessly supply error-free technology to allow us to dramatically foster market-driven infrastructures while promoting personal employee growth "
You can't beat that
http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilber...eer/bin/ms.cgi
I got this on my second try...
"The customer can count on us to seamlessly supply error-free technology to allow us to dramatically foster market-driven infrastructures while promoting personal employee growth "
You can't beat that
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