So? You want to be a Millionaire - let David help you!
25 June 2004, 07:13 PM
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So? You want to be a Millionaire - let David help you!
THE England Football Coach, Sven Goran Eriksson is appearing on "Who Wants
To Be A Millionaire?"
He has reached the million pound question and Chris
Tarrant says, "Right Sven, this one is for a million pounds, and remember
you still have two lifelines left, so please take your time.
Here's your question: What type of animal lives in a Sett?" Is it,
A) a badger
B) a ferret
C) a mole OR
D) a cuckoo?
Remember that he's from Sweden and some unusual English words may not be
known to him.
Sven ponders for a while, and says, "No, I'm sorry Chris, I'm
not sure. I'll have to go 50:50.
"Right, Sven, we'll take away two wrong answers and you are left with BADGER and CUCKOO. Sven has a long think, then scratches his head and says, "No, Chris, I'm still not sure. I'll phone a friend"
"Who are you going to call, Sven?" asks Chris.
"Hmmmmm, I think I'll call David Beckham", says Sven.
So Chris telephones David Beckham. "David, this is Chris Tarrant from 'Who
Wants To Be A Millionaire?'. I've got Sven Goran Eriksson here and with your
help he could win a million pounds. The next voice you will hear will be
Sven's".
"Hello, David" says Sven. "It's the boss here. What type of animal
lives in a sett? Is it a badger or a cuckoo?"
"It's a badger, boss", says David without any hesitation.
"Are you sure, son?" asks Sven.
"Definitely, boss. One hundred per cent. It's a badger. Definitely." "Right, Chris," says Sven, "I'll go with David. The answer's a badger."
"Is that your final answer, Sven?" asks Chris. "Yes!" says Sven.
"That's the correct answer, ..... you've won the million pounds!!"
Wild celebrations ensue in the studio...
Next morning at football training, Sven calls David across.
"Son, that was brilliant last night. I thought I might be taking a gamble
giving you a call, but you played a blinder! But how did you know that a
badger lives in a sett?"
"Oh, I didn't, boss." replies David,
"but everyone knows a cuckoo lives in a clock".
To Be A Millionaire?"
He has reached the million pound question and Chris
Tarrant says, "Right Sven, this one is for a million pounds, and remember
you still have two lifelines left, so please take your time.
Here's your question: What type of animal lives in a Sett?" Is it,
A) a badger
B) a ferret
C) a mole OR
D) a cuckoo?
Remember that he's from Sweden and some unusual English words may not be
known to him.
Sven ponders for a while, and says, "No, I'm sorry Chris, I'm
not sure. I'll have to go 50:50.
"Right, Sven, we'll take away two wrong answers and you are left with BADGER and CUCKOO. Sven has a long think, then scratches his head and says, "No, Chris, I'm still not sure. I'll phone a friend"
"Who are you going to call, Sven?" asks Chris.
"Hmmmmm, I think I'll call David Beckham", says Sven.
So Chris telephones David Beckham. "David, this is Chris Tarrant from 'Who
Wants To Be A Millionaire?'. I've got Sven Goran Eriksson here and with your
help he could win a million pounds. The next voice you will hear will be
Sven's".
"Hello, David" says Sven. "It's the boss here. What type of animal
lives in a sett? Is it a badger or a cuckoo?"
"It's a badger, boss", says David without any hesitation.
"Are you sure, son?" asks Sven.
"Definitely, boss. One hundred per cent. It's a badger. Definitely." "Right, Chris," says Sven, "I'll go with David. The answer's a badger."
"Is that your final answer, Sven?" asks Chris. "Yes!" says Sven.
"That's the correct answer, ..... you've won the million pounds!!"
Wild celebrations ensue in the studio...
Next morning at football training, Sven calls David across.
"Son, that was brilliant last night. I thought I might be taking a gamble
giving you a call, but you played a blinder! But how did you know that a
badger lives in a sett?"
"Oh, I didn't, boss." replies David,
"but everyone knows a cuckoo lives in a clock".
25 June 2004, 07:42 PM
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btw, for anyone else reading this thread who hasnt heard of the infamous (not in my book) pslewis.
Pete is a 76 (?) year old nuclear missile expert, scooby wagon owning, million miles to a set of brake pads, playsyation playing, mp3 player listening, £350,000 house dwelling, MX5 driving, mupppet. Apparently
Less well known since he has suffered mass humiltiation at the hands of every SN'er on the planet.
Some fools still reckon he's the genuine article though
Not that I'm ageist, just daily fableist, no offence 'old boy'
Pete is a 76 (?) year old nuclear missile expert, scooby wagon owning, million miles to a set of brake pads, playsyation playing, mp3 player listening, £350,000 house dwelling, MX5 driving, mupppet. Apparently
Less well known since he has suffered mass humiltiation at the hands of every SN'er on the planet.
Some fools still reckon he's the genuine article though
Not that I'm ageist, just daily fableist, no offence 'old boy'
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25 June 2004, 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Jye
btw, for anyone else reading this thread who hasnt heard of the infamous (not in my book) pslewis.
Pete is a 76 (?) year old nuclear missile expert, scooby wagon owning, million miles to a set of brake pads, playsyation playing, mp3 player listening, £350,000 house dwelling, MX5 driving, mupppet. Apparently
Less well known since he has suffered mass humiltiation at the hands of every SN'er on the planet.
Some fools still reckon he's the genuine article though
Not that I'm ageist, just daily fableist, no offence 'old boy'
Pete is a 76 (?) year old nuclear missile expert, scooby wagon owning, million miles to a set of brake pads, playsyation playing, mp3 player listening, £350,000 house dwelling, MX5 driving, mupppet. Apparently
Less well known since he has suffered mass humiltiation at the hands of every SN'er on the planet.
Some fools still reckon he's the genuine article though
Not that I'm ageist, just daily fableist, no offence 'old boy'
The respect you have for me shows through in your post - most SN'ers would have forgotton all those details ................ I'm your genuine hero aren't I?? Admit it!!
Pete
25 June 2004, 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Scooby96
w@nker
Now, let me see what interesting threads Scooby96 has been starting:-
Fork Lift Truck For Sale, maybe, possibly,
Planning Permission for Shed? ........... WTF?
Tell me what to buy for my Missus Birthday! ........... a man who can make his own mind up!?
Just a small selection .............. who was the w@nker again?? YES, correct, YOU!!
Pete
25 June 2004, 09:20 PM
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Jewish guy and a Chinese guy walking down the street..
Suddenly the Jewish guy turns and punches the chinese man in the face..
What was THAT for?" asks the china man..
"That was for Pearl Harbour!" says the Jewish man.
"But that was the Japanese, not the Chinese!" replies the chinaman.
The jewish man apologises, and walks on.
A few minutes later the china man punches the jewish man in the face, knocking him to the floor..
"What was THAT for? The punch earlier?"
"no" replies the china man, "That was for the Titanic!"
"What?" shouts the jewish man, "that was an ICEBERG!!"
The China man shrugs..
"Iceberg, Goldberg, they are all the same to me..."
Well I thought it was amusing
And yes, I'm a Chinese Jew before anyone asks.
Suddenly the Jewish guy turns and punches the chinese man in the face..
What was THAT for?" asks the china man..
"That was for Pearl Harbour!" says the Jewish man.
"But that was the Japanese, not the Chinese!" replies the chinaman.
The jewish man apologises, and walks on.
A few minutes later the china man punches the jewish man in the face, knocking him to the floor..
"What was THAT for? The punch earlier?"
"no" replies the china man, "That was for the Titanic!"
"What?" shouts the jewish man, "that was an ICEBERG!!"
The China man shrugs..
"Iceberg, Goldberg, they are all the same to me..."
Well I thought it was amusing
And yes, I'm a Chinese Jew before anyone asks.
25 June 2004, 10:11 PM
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The respect you have for me shows through in your post - most SN'ers would have forgotton all those details ................ I'm your genuine hero aren't I?? Admit it!!
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