Every Parents Worst Nightmare
25 June 2004, 02:37 PM
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Every Parents Worst Nightmare
>A father entered his daughter's bedroom and saw a letter on the bed.
>With
>the worst premonition, he read it with trembling hands.
>
>Dear Mum and Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling
>you
>that I've eloped with my new boyfriend. I've found real love and he is so
>nice. Especially with all his piercings, scars, tattoos, and his big
>motorcycle. But it's not only that, I'm pregnant, and Ahmed said that we
>will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more
>children with me and that's one of my dreams.
>
>I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it
>for us and his friends. They're the one's providing us with all the
>cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want. In the meantime, we'll pray for
>science to find the AIDS cure, so Ahmed gets better. He deserves it.
>
>Don' t worry about money. Ahmed has arranged for me to be in films that
>his friends Leroy and Jamal make in their basement. Apparently I can
>earn £50 a scene. I get a £50 bonus if there are more than three men in
>the scene, and an extra £100 if they use the horse.
>
>Don't worry Mum. Now I'm 15 years old, I know how to take care of
>myself.
>Someday I'll visit you and Dad so that you can meet your grandchildren.
>
>Your loving daughter, Aimee
>
>
>p.s: Dad, it's not true. I'm watching TV at a neighbour's house. I
>just
>wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than ENGLAND
>GETTING BEAT ON F*CKING PENALTIES AGAIN,.
>
>I love you. Aimee
>With
>the worst premonition, he read it with trembling hands.
>
>Dear Mum and Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling
>you
>that I've eloped with my new boyfriend. I've found real love and he is so
>nice. Especially with all his piercings, scars, tattoos, and his big
>motorcycle. But it's not only that, I'm pregnant, and Ahmed said that we
>will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more
>children with me and that's one of my dreams.
>
>I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it
>for us and his friends. They're the one's providing us with all the
>cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want. In the meantime, we'll pray for
>science to find the AIDS cure, so Ahmed gets better. He deserves it.
>
>Don' t worry about money. Ahmed has arranged for me to be in films that
>his friends Leroy and Jamal make in their basement. Apparently I can
>earn £50 a scene. I get a £50 bonus if there are more than three men in
>the scene, and an extra £100 if they use the horse.
>
>Don't worry Mum. Now I'm 15 years old, I know how to take care of
>myself.
>Someday I'll visit you and Dad so that you can meet your grandchildren.
>
>Your loving daughter, Aimee
>
>
>p.s: Dad, it's not true. I'm watching TV at a neighbour's house. I
>just
>wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than ENGLAND
>GETTING BEAT ON F*CKING PENALTIES AGAIN,.
>
>I love you. Aimee
25 June 2004, 06:52 PM
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Always makes me smile. Usually comes out in August with the ending "Don't worry dad, I am fine. But I have just failed all my exams and wanted to put things into perspective". 
25 June 2004, 09:41 PM
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When you've got a 17yo step daughter who's just decided to go & live with her boyfriend (fortunately seems a sensible chap
) though, it does touch a nerve
When you've got a 17yo step daughter who's just decided to go & live with her boyfriend (fortunately seems a sensible chap
) though, it does touch a nerve
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