Beef

Worst I've seen is an Escort GTi with a BIG Ford logo on each side. Ugly...

Stupot

The other day I passed a red G plate Supra turbo with a funny logo. Along the bottom of the door it said in bold italic letters, THE SUPRA TOUCH. Tasteful eh?

Stu

Dave S

There's a J reg 2.0 Carlton round here with - you've guessed

'Carlton' down the side in 12" italics.

I'd like a sticker which says, 'my other sticker is funny'. Actually I wouldn't really.

Dave

dazdavies

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I would like a sticker on my 911 which says my other Cars a scooby!!!!!!

dsmith

Saw one of those imprezas the other day with big girly pink stickers down the side.. "WRX" I think it said - how naf

Nightmare

seen a couple of good ones too....

friend has a little note across the bottom of his 'blades number plate which reads..

'single seater porsche eater'

which has always amused me....

Ian Cook

Funnoest i have ever seen was a J reg 1.3 Pale Blue Escort with "Blue Thunder" down the side in 12 inch high letters.

Penni Whitehead

There's a left hooker Beamer M3 in Ascot with the plate

B E A T U

I thought I was imagining it but my hubbie saw it last night too - how naff can you get..

P

Sonic

Not so much of an on car sticker - rather a distressing sun-visor type sticker (you know the Kev - Tracy type thing)

.. on a pale blue Escort as well (not sure of the year) .. female (as far as I could tell) driving, it said

"Angel on a mission"

If you'd seen her and if she is indeed an angel, I can only say one thing .. pray your going to hell.

Sonic.

Oz

Mildly amusing parody of Toyota catchphrase seen on a motorbike....

"The car in front...
...is now the car behind!"

DaveU

Mike Rainbirds numberplate (in small letters underneath):
"Considerably faster than you!"

Quite amusing as at the time he wasn't (broken diff - ouch!)

Andrew Dixon

Some of the stickers on Jap imports can be highly amusing. Saw an MR2 with something written on the rear screen along the lines of 'The blessed harmony of man and tuned machine.' Nice.

Andrew

Nightmare

also saw on plate...

If you can read this, you're faster than you look....

was on the back of F40!

MarkCSC

On the back of a 911 RSR "limited to 170 mph please pass"


Must learn to tpye!!

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Andy Tang

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There's a red 4-door WRX in the Surrey area, with 'WRX' in gold letters about 18" high!!!!

Is this why our insurance is costing more??

Fullonloon

My friend has << Fu*king Flying >> on the front windscreen of his old escort, and a few years back on an RS Turbo in bright yellow letters, or some bright colour, along the rear bumper was:

<B>WARNING! EXCESSIVE BHP</B>

Hah!

Yex

On a lovely ZX-R7 at Goodwood last year - "My other bike has ****"

Yex

johnfelstead

My sapphire cossie was originaly owned by a profesional boxer. It's registration H1TEM.
no wonder all the panels were straight

My 2nd rally car had in 3 foot lettering on the floorpan PTO, guess what happened to the 1st.

DavidG

Saw a battered old motorbike once. The smeggy git riding it had crudely painted on the petrol tank the words "Fanny Magnet".

Not sure if it was on the BBS but I recently saw a picture of a guy riding a motorbike and on the back of his t-shirt were the words "If you can read this the bitch fell off".

Shark

Make of this what you will, but I know of a Mk3 escort with 'my other toy has ****' on the front and rear plates - how long did he keep that girlfriend

David

Philip Thurlow

my mate (the one that wants me to get my scoobie to do 180 mph so he can see how fast his bike is going) well on his old bike he had a sticker on his bike it said "FucX off you ****in Pigs" and he got pulled for speeding - he got 3 points for speeding and £150 fine for an explicit sticker on his bike
He also had to stand up in court and explain the meaning of these wise words
*I condem the above - very naughty and all my mates are policeman/women *

IainT

Theres a Honda CRX that I've seen around Chippenham area a few times thats blue with the old Shelby Racing parallel white lines from the front to the back right down the middle of the car!
Oh and on the back window it's got Smooth Operator in big white letters!!
Made me laugh on an otherwise dull commute!

Grubby

In Aston yesterday saw an RS Turbo with stick-on plastic letters on the boot - SORTED

ChrisB

Saw a red Vectra near home (Stoke-on-Trent)today.

Big 17 or 18" alloys slapped on it, with two white 2 or 3" Viper / Cobra stripes running from the bonnet tip all the way down to the boot lid.

Had LS or GLS badges on it.

I nearly crashed laughing so hard .

Chris.

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DavidRB

Saw an old, old shape Astra with a big exhaust that had the silver lettering changed to read "SORTED SRi".

Still overtook it though.

Stef

There's a lovely green 4 dr Scoob near me with tasty 'SIDC' stickers comlete with Union Jacks in the rear windows.

Stef.

Nick Lines

What? No-one's mentioned that every cabriolet over the age of 5 years old has to sport the word "cabriolet" down the side?

I believe it's a condition of sale now. Especially XR3i's.

Perhaps it aids finding the car? Oh, and one of the delivery Micras in Leeds has "the MICRA touch" in the rear window...

Danny Fisher

There is an old (rusty) ford capri, white, with the wrost joke I have ever seen on a ford.....

LADYS MAN

Who is this joker trying to fool.

Tim Bomford

Friends clapped out Sierra in the shape of the Ford logo "Fuct", don't know what it's supposed to mean though
Tim

PEELY

What about-
If you can read this you're too cookin flose !

Hows my driving ? Dial 0800 bollocks!

I don't drive fast, I just fly low.

Speed kills, but you'll get there faster!

and last but not least

Morefunthanasoapytit****!

Sorry ladies !!