Chris L

Well I hadn't heard it just before everyone starts posting 'SIAL'


The England Football Coach, Sven Goran Ericsson is appearing on "Who
wants to be a Millionaire?"

He has reached the million pound question and Chris Tarrant says,
"Right Sven, this one is for a million pounds, and remember you
still have two lifelines left, so please take your time. "

Here's your question : What type of animal lives in a Sett?" Is it,
> > > > > A) a badger
> > > > > B) a ferret
> > > > > C) a mole or
> > > > > D) a cuckoo?

Sven ponders for a while, and says, "No, I'm sorry Chris, I'm not sure.
I'll have to go 50:50.
"Right, Sven, we'll take away two wrong answers and you are left with
BADGER and CUCKOO.

Sven has a long think, then scratches his head and says, "No, Chris,
I'm still not sure. I'll phone a friend"
"Who are you going to call, Sven?", asks Chris.
"Hmmmmm, I think I'll call David Beckham", says Sven.

So Chris telephones David Beckham.
"David, this is Chris Tarrant from 'Who wants to be a Millionaire?'.
I've got Sven Goran Ericsson here and with your help he could win a
million pounds.
The next voice you will hear will be Sven's".
"Hello, David" says Sven. "It's the boss here. What type of animal
lives in a sett? Is it a badger or a cuckoo?"
"It's a badger, boss", says David without any hesitation.

"Are you sure, son?" asks Sven.
"Definitely, boss. One hundred per cent. It's a badger. Definitely."

"Right, Chris," says Sven, "I'll go with David. The answer's a
badger."
"Is that your final answer, Sven?" asks Chris.

"Yes!" says Sven.
"That's the correct answer, you've won the million pounds!!" Wild
celebrations ensue in the studio .....

Next morning at football training, Sven calls David across. "Son, that
was brilliant last night. I thought I might be taking a gamble giving
you a call, but you played a blinder! But how did you know that a
badger lives in a sett?"
"Oh ..., I didn't, boss." replies David, "but everyone knows a cuckoo
lives in a clock"



Chris

Wizzbang

Quality

jjones

Footy Joke

england to make the quarter finals

micared

None-footy joke, old one but still makes me laugh.
Darth Vader says to his friend...I know what you've got for Xmas.
Friend says...Don't be ridiculous, how could you know that?
Darth Vader ( in best DV voice )...I felt your presents....

I'll get me coat.

bloke

Ah well, funny at the time eh, carry on with the sheep bothering

Chris L

jjones

england for the semi-finals




english by the way. just can take a joke - unlike some