MadGrip

I've lived quite happily in my new house since it was built 4 years ago, never any trouble, nice neighbours etc....

but the guy next door has decided to rent his house out while he's away, and I've just seen this pile of crap with, I kid you not, a spotty yoof with a burberry cap getting out of it.

time to visit the estate agents I think




Phil

oops, cheers Sonic... edited...

*Sonic*

Phil, wasnt that your missus

sorry, couldnt resist,

Are you sure your house was built 34 years ago, it looks a lot newer than that

If he happens to leave the window open slightly at all, stick your budgie in and let it cr@p everywhere

Dracoro

What was that car in it's youth? looks like it may have been a seat ibiza.

corradoboy

Like the way he draws attention to his lovely blue DRUM brakes , mmmm, must be fast. What's going on on the tailgate, looks like a car I described on another thread a few minutes ago with the plate relocated to somewhere really awkward so he can paste lumps of marzipan in the gap. Lexus lights too I wonder if it has a stick on alloy fuel flap cover and ally treadplate mats

Can't wait for Phils next post after the lad comes 'round for a chat after clocking the Scoob Bring him along to Fenay, we could do with a larf

MadGrip

edited now.. meant to say 4 years..

no Idea what the hell it used to be, or what it is now

Phil

MadGrip

Not a chance Dave, mine is staying firmly locked in the garage


Phil

Markus

Never know he could be a nice chap!
I've got out of the hearse in the past and had people think I was scum, then spoken to them and they realise I'm not some chav type

pslewis

Looks like a baby scoobie to me!

At least he has got taste in wheels - imagine that blue (or any blue) with poxy gay GOLD Wheels??!!

Pete

ScoobyDriverWannabe

dont keep the scoob locked in the garage have som fun humiliate him , how long is u street ??
next time hes on his way to work would u not be able to jump in scoob and overtake him in reverse

MadGrip

haha not a bad idea, although I think he's only a visitor because its 3 girls in their 20's who have rented the place .

Mmmmmm.. now theres a thought

Phil

MattW

And YOU want to move ????

ScoobyDriverWannabe

if u move can i rent ur house ?? pweas

julian N/W wrx my93

nowt wrong with the car. i had painted drums when i couldn't afford a scooby, and getting lexus lights for mine, plus you wanna here my sound system.
oh and have relocated my number plate.
i drive with a baseball cap on as well.
oh and i'm 30 and not sad!

we all have to start somewhere, and not a bad car to start with. coming from the VW stable.

just cos we own scoobys doesn't make us gods you know!

julian N/W wrx my93

and it has a sunroof, i miss having a sunroof.

scoobchrissy

iTrader: (1)

Phil could have let us know sooner, i would have dropped you the exhaust off

rik1471

bag of glad

corradoboy

nowt wrong with the car (personal opinion). i had painted drums when i couldn't afford a scooby( I did too on my 1st and 2nd cars, painted matt black so they didn't look manky but nor did they draw undue attention), and getting lexus lights for mine (looked OK for the 1st few cars that got them, now every 106/206/Saxo/Punto/Focus/Nova/Ibiza and even Scooby has them, very Burberry), plus you wanna here my sound system(no I don't! I like sound systems at home were I can sit and enjoy them, my car is for driving).
oh and have relocated my number plate ( ).
i drive with a baseball cap on as well. ( )
oh and i'm 30 and not sad! (nor am I IMHO )

Everyones entitled to do as they wish, but everyone's also entitled to an opinion.

MadGrip

very much Agree CB. Just not next door to me please

Phil

MrShades

CB - you beat me to it... Agree with you and MG 100%.

Each to their own, I guess, but there are limits to good taste and tasteful styling - and that heap of pooh is way outside them.

...only just relooked and spotted the twin exhausts - WOOHOO - AND the single wiper conversion. Got to laugh really, poor bloke probably spent a month's wages on making it look that daft.

Similar chav thoughts on anything driven by: anyone wearing any form of Burberry, anyone who seriously thinks that having all the windows down and a 15" sub rattling every body panel and half the street is 'cool' (though I admit I have had some very good in car hifi in the past, costing many thousands, if it could EVER be heard by anyone else I would ensure the windows were up and the volume was down.), and anyone wearing anything backwards (esp baseball caps).

All IMHO and NOI - as I said, each to their own.

Shades

corradoboy

Shades, are those DTM mirrors too ? And the washer jets look a bit suspicious. I wonder if the have little blue lights in them This lad really has hit the Demon Tweaks catalogue hard Also just spotted the blue anodised beesting ariel, and some dodgy looking bodywork where it looks as though a 2F2F rear wing may have been. I bet he doesn't realise those tints invalidate his insurance either. And why is his front bumper silver. Can't see much of it, but it's either a new mega chunky speed hump scraper yet to be sprayed or a style statement Fill us in Phil, more piccys.

Oh, and can we have some piccys of the 3 20yo's, you big peeping perv you

David_Wallis

Phil,

Pics of the birds please

Jolly Green Monster

iTrader: (4)

That's three posts I have visited in NSR and all three have posts from the kn0b head! Agree with your analogy of his post CB!

Also ditto what David says.. PICS!!!

Simon