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Old 29 April 2004, 10:28 AM
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Question What is the Chav population in UK?

Seems to be around 7 in 10 14-19 year olds in London. That doesn't even include the mature Chavs...say 4 in 10 20-40 year olds? 2 in 10 40+?

What's your guess?
Old 29 April 2004, 10:51 AM
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Red face Bluewater statistics

Whenever the missus and I come over to the UK we usually go for a shop in Bluewater - which is a great shopping centre by the way. I would guess around 3 in 10 of all the shoppers there are tracksuit-wearing chavvies.
Old 29 April 2004, 11:09 AM
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Ah yes but you are very close to Essex - which is default chav/chav central.

They go to Blue wa'er to try and be posh, then they go back home and tell everyone how much they spent.
Old 29 April 2004, 11:33 AM
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About 1 million less than the total population of the UK from what I can see!
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Originally Posted by tiggers
About 1 million less than the total population of the UK from what I can see!
LOL - working in Reading over the past few months I have seen a massive surge in the population here. Saw a 'proper' chav this morning - full newspaper printed jeans and jacket, off-centre baseball cap with peroxide hair (it looked male) he decided to stand facing downward on an upwards going escalator so he can give everyone the eye (and get eyed).

I'd say there are about 8-10 million chavs in the UK.
Old 29 April 2004, 12:24 PM
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I think I am quite lucky to say that the Chav population round here (well- the obvious chavs anyway ) Is not as bad some of you. About 4 to 5 in 10, so you have my sympathies.

But even 1 is too many in my book. Now I'm not a violent person, but when I see them, I'm starting to get an uncontrollable urge to **** them round the head.

Am I a racist then? (against chavs - clearly they are a different race )
Old 29 April 2004, 12:28 PM
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Der is loadz of uz Kidda, laffin init.




Safe.
Old 29 April 2004, 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted by yoza
Der is loadz of uz Kidda, laffin init.




Safe.
...hmmm...and is it any surprise that Impreza owners get labelled 'chavsters' (lol!!)
Old 29 April 2004, 01:08 PM
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KingChav, if you dont mind.
Old 29 April 2004, 01:36 PM
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Lol @ Yoza

I was going to start a new thread on a subject near and dear to this one but I think I'll just tag along on this one

Is the human (chav) race evolving in a way that speech has deteriorated into grunts and have the lower jaw bones actually dropped nearer the floor and the eyes got closer together...

Looks like we are regressing
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Forgive my ignorance but what is a Chav?
Old 29 April 2004, 01:47 PM
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www.chavscum.co.uk hope this helps!!
Old 29 April 2004, 01:58 PM
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to fcukin many. smelly, thieving, ****** bags the lot of them.
Old 29 April 2004, 02:23 PM
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thank you specialX, that website is class. Our department can't stop laughing.
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Coming back on the ferry from calais last weekend, we were amazed to see a group of lads dressed like refugees from a "Madness" gig: black suits, black ties, white shirts with cuffs turned back outside their suit jacket sleeves, and black trilbies on the backs of their heads. All talking loudly in cockney accents.


Are they Chavs too?
If not, WTF were they?
Old 29 April 2004, 03:48 PM
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charlie boy if you thinks that's funny try this one totaly off topic but this had the lads @ scoobyclinic in stiches!!!!

www.ibiblio.org/jmaynard/TRONcostume

lmfao!!
Old 29 April 2004, 04:48 PM
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nnnnnnnnnnno don't look at the tron man - he has no **** !
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Hello

he has no ****
I don't believe that people were there looking for an attractive male bottom.

Any female ones on the other hand, please forward them to me!

Steve.
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You can be sure that the numbers will be increasing anyway.

Les
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Watched a programme the other night about balliffs (sp) and was laughing to myself when they went to a womans house to serve a notice and she lived in a big council house with laminated flooring and about a squillion kids (all paid for by us I bet!!) and she was wearing class burberry mini skirt and every kid had burberry on as well, nearly pi**ed myself, real foul mouthed violent essex type,
Gary
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Right, so i see the list of what Chavs are but there are no travellers or pikeys. is that right?
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