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Old 22 April 2004, 07:01 PM
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Question Why do you wake up with a hardon?

Is there some sort of evolutionary advantage in having to perform a handstand for your first **** of the morning?
Old 22 April 2004, 07:02 PM
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i think it's to do with the dream i was having.

Old 22 April 2004, 07:05 PM
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Hello

Because your bladder when it fills up at night puts pressure on your prostate and causes an erection.

That or you have been dreaming or Cameron Diaz or sheep or whatever it is that excites you.

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Old 22 April 2004, 07:18 PM
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Old 22 April 2004, 07:22 PM
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Morning Nevatas but lets keep this between us for now hey.
Old 22 April 2004, 07:23 PM
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Because your bladder when it fills up at night puts pressure on your prostate and causes an erection.
i was bursting to go while shopping today, its a good job my bladder didn't put any pressure on my prostate,
Old 22 April 2004, 07:26 PM
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Mmmm... that's not quite the same thing though. When you are sleeping your brain doesn't send the same "Oh my God you are going to wet yourself" messages, so other things happen!

Which is just as well, as you'd get arrested I guess. Or perhaps just nip off to the loo whilst shopping a bit more!

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Old 22 April 2004, 07:29 PM
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at least it stops me rolling out of bed and hitting my head
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it was just a joke
Old 22 April 2004, 07:50 PM
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I woke up next to eClaire this morning - maybe that explains it. The rest of the time........who knows
Old 22 April 2004, 08:09 PM
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Does anyone know the difference between light and hard ?


























You can sleep with a light on.
Old 22 April 2004, 08:25 PM
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PMSL @ lightning101

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Old 22 April 2004, 08:25 PM
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As mentioned it is a natural reaction to stop ya pissing in ya sleep..


..you bed wetters

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Old 22 April 2004, 08:41 PM
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.. a sure-fire cure is to remove that poster of David Hasselhoff from above your bed..


hope that helps mate

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THEY NEED YOU

Old 22 April 2004, 09:27 PM
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I always find that if i wake with a boner then it takes ages to go down, i can usually carry all my work clothes downstairs hung over it too , then i have to crank the old fella down into girlie wee position (sitting on the toilet) to relieve my full bladder
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I find the best cure is to simply shoot your bolt
Old 22 April 2004, 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Saxo Boy
I find the best cure is to simply shoot your bolt

I don't have 30 seconds to spare on a morning

PS you seeing how many scoobynet women you can go through?
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30s Are you running a marathon or what

Only 2 so far
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Originally Posted by Saxo Boy
30s Are you running a marathon or what

Only 2 so far

yeah, but that involves reaching over to turn the alarm off.............not an easy job I'm sure you'll know!!

2 and counting! (good work!) If eClaire reads this.........I'm joking!
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