moses

i got this from dimma at the mlr

its awesome




At home with the Beckhams
One day, Brooklyn walked in & saw Victoria naked.

He asked his mum what the hair between her legs was for. She responded, "It's my little wash cloth."

Weeks later, after Victoria had baby Romeo, Brooklyn walked in on his mother again. While she was in hospital, the doctor had shaved her pubic hair. Brooklyn asked, "what happened to your wash cloth mum?" Victoria responded, "I lost it."

Brooklyn, trying to be helpful, set out to find his mother's cloth. A few days later, he ran to his mother yelling & screaming, "Mummy, Mummy, I found your washcloth." Victoria, went along with him & asked, "Really, where did you find it?"

Brooklyn answered, "the P.A has it! I just saw her washing daddy's face with."

SiPie

Apparently Posh and Michael Jackson were rumoured to have an affair last weekend

Michael's lawyers deny the allegations... as he was reportedly in Brooklyn at the time

moses

sipie mate that joke is a bad taste not the kids mate leave the kids out

SiPie

Fair point Moses

Will remember for the next time

Quite funny though eh?

fast bloke

moses - I suppost you would think it was OK if the kid was wearing a rangers top?

Sub97

PMSL at fast bloke

moses

i dont think so fb

no probs sipie i knew it was innocent u didnt mean it the bad way

imlach

Moses & morals - don't make me laugh

juan

imlach

...and of course, your original joke didn't mention 2 kids & sexual innuendo either did it

moses

imlach is baiting



its a difference between a joke about becks and posh and the p.a compared to sick paedophile jokes i think, unless u imlach dont think theirs anything wrong with that


and also morals yes im a class ahead


and why u hanging round my **** , go elsewhere and play with someone else

imlach

A class ahead? Ahead of a class of nursery pupils perhaps.
Actually, they have more morals

imlach

Aww....you're just not able to play the game son. You're not good enough in the debating chamber

moses

lol im not good at the baiting or bating chamber

i will let u masterbator me if u wish and are happy


i only have discussions with humans and not trolls


bye bye

imlach

Another avoidance technique <yawn>

moses

imlach u remind me of parasites and so do your mates


am i the sweetness and u are the parasites and insects that surround me and feed of me

imlach

Yeah, whatever.....

moses

baa baa bitch sheep
have u any wool

yes sir yes sir 3 bags full

one for the master moses
and one for the dame imlach
and one for the lil boy who lives down the lane aka fb