at home with the becks
 

i got this from dimma at the mlr :D

its awesome




At home with the Beckhams
One day, Brooklyn walked in & saw Victoria naked.

He asked his mum what the hair between her legs was for. She responded, "It's my little wash cloth."

Weeks later, after Victoria had baby Romeo, Brooklyn walked in on his mother again. While she was in hospital, the doctor had shaved her pubic hair. Brooklyn asked, "what happened to your wash cloth mum?" Victoria responded, "I lost it."

Brooklyn, trying to be helpful, set out to find his mother's cloth. A few days later, he ran to his mother yelling & screaming, "Mummy, Mummy, I found your washcloth." Victoria, went along with him & asked, "Really, where did you find it?"

Brooklyn answered, "the P.A has it! I just saw her washing daddy's face with."

Apparently Posh and Michael Jackson were rumoured to have an affair last weekend :eek:

Michael's lawyers deny the allegations... as he was reportedly in Brooklyn at the time :rolleyes:

sipie mate that joke is a bad taste not the kids mate leave the kids out

Fair point Moses :)

Will remember for the next time :(

Quite funny though eh?

moses - I suppost you would think it was OK if the kid was wearing a rangers top?

PMSL at fast bloke :)

i dont think so fb :rolleyes:

no probs sipie i knew it was innocent u didnt mean it the bad way :)

Moses & morals - don't make me laugh :)

:)

...and of course, your original joke didn't mention 2 kids & sexual innuendo either did it :)

imlach is baiting :D



its a difference between a joke about becks and posh and the p.a compared to sick paedophile jokes i think, unless u imlach dont think theirs anything wrong with that


and also morals yes im a class ahead


and why u hanging round my knob , go elsewhere and play with someone else

A class ahead? Ahead of a class of nursery pupils perhaps. :)
Actually, they have more morals :)

Aww....you're just not able to play the game son. You're not good enough in the debating chamber :)

lol im not good at the baiting or bating chamber :D

i will let u masterbator me if u wish :D and are happy


i only have discussions with humans and not trolls


bye bye

Another avoidance technique <yawn>

imlach u remind me of parasites and so do your mates :D


am i the sweetness and u are the parasites and insects that surround me and feed of me :D

Yeah, whatever.....

baa baa bitch sheep
have u any wool

yes sir yes sir 3 bags full

one for the master moses
and one for the dame imlach
and one for the lil boy who lives down the lane aka fb :D