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Anybody else do this (Rik Waller notwithstanding)

Thinks during the day, hmm, I fancy a takeaway and a few beers, confirms idea with missus, missus aggrees its a good idea.

Come 8pm takeaway arrives/is collected having had 3 or 4 Stellas, maybe a couple of glasses of wine, then

Troff down the food, favoutes being,

Medium Dominos Pizza, Spicy Hot/Tandoori chicken, perhaps a few wedges

Poppadums/Onion/Mango/Mint, Tandoori Mix, Jalfrezi sauce, Naan Bread, Pilau rice, bit of the wifes Korma, just to remind me how sick it really is.

Spare Ribs, Chicken Sweet and sour, Special Noodle, Prawn Crackers, etc

Then sit there feeling so full and disgusting you dont think you will ever feel hungry again, go to bed struggle to sleep, burp, fart, sweat, fart some more and get about two hours of sleep, wake up and pants feel tighter than they should.


I have the secret to avoiding this,

DONT EAT THE F*CKIN LOT !


Have had a Chinese tonight and had a normal sized portion that you would cook for yourself, rather than hoovering up everything, guess what I can still breathe normally !

StickyMicky

scarey cos theres a bloke at work called jacko who has your eating habbits