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Old 16 January 2004, 12:46 PM
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It has been alleged that Jason Alexander (childhood sweetheart and ex-husgand of BRITNEY SPEARS ) has been given a £300,000 sweetener to annul their marriage of nearly 3 days

what a lucky runt!
Old 16 January 2004, 12:47 PM
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hundred grand a day, not a bad 3 days work!
Old 16 January 2004, 12:48 PM
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I didn't know Brit. Spears had been married!!! lol
Old 16 January 2004, 12:55 PM
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But which would you rather ? £300k ? Or the wedding night ?!?



I honestly can't decide !!!

Matt
Old 16 January 2004, 12:57 PM
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wouldnt he have got more if he didnt go through with the annulment and they got divorced?
Old 16 January 2004, 12:57 PM
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jeez look at that tight rounded *** mmm 300k or that dunno
Old 16 January 2004, 01:01 PM
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hmmmmmmmmmm...

...that is a tough one....drooooooooooooooooooooool

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Old 16 January 2004, 01:03 PM
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I'd have to go for Wedding night.......

then go and get £1million for a kiss and tell for the gutter press :d
Old 16 January 2004, 01:09 PM
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That looks more Nell Mc than Britney

Wouldnt touch either FTR
Old 16 January 2004, 01:09 PM
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Yeah its amazing how good the magazine photoshop re-touch staff are these days I'd take the money any day
Old 16 January 2004, 01:12 PM
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It's funny how they did this around the time of her new album release
Old 16 January 2004, 02:03 PM
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You daft fools! You take the wedding night option and then go for a few months until you annul it! 3 months (90 days or so) at £100,000 a day, you'd be minted to the tune of £9 million pounds!
Old 16 January 2004, 04:16 PM
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1. the wedding night was not on offer
2. her legal ppl would kill him (legaly) if he did anything other than take it
3. they are mates- why wouldnt he?
4. that **** does not live on Miss Spears...it lives in paintshop.

T
Old 17 January 2004, 09:45 PM
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3. they are mates- why wouldnt he?
I bet he thought she'd finally turned and seen that he was in love with her.


Remember

NO MAN HAS FEMALE FRIENDS ONLY GIRLS THEY WANNA ****!
Old 17 January 2004, 09:47 PM
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NO MAN HAS FEMALE FRIENDS ONLY GIRLS THEY WANNA ****!

LOL
Old 17 January 2004, 09:49 PM
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"What about the ugly ones?"

"Hmm, you pretty much wanna bone them too!"

When Harry Met Sally

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Old 17 January 2004, 09:53 PM
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take the 300k. you could buy your own woman that **** with the money
Old 17 January 2004, 10:07 PM
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I'd take the 300k, the night of passion & that jumper must be worth £5k, & then with the polaroid, I'd make millions from raunchy drunk photos of her.....
Old 17 January 2004, 10:11 PM
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Monica Bellucci, no need for bleedin photoshop

Old 18 January 2004, 02:36 PM
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XT,

Fabulous picture. Where did that come from then?
Old 18 January 2004, 02:38 PM
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Old 18 January 2004, 02:41 PM
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Old 18 January 2004, 02:43 PM
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Better and more pics here
Old 18 January 2004, 02:46 PM
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XT,

Excellent me auld son. This isn't just quality, its class with a capital C! Makes you realise how artificial Britney is when compared to this Goddess (flame suit zipped, Stun Gun at the ready guys, bring them on!).

Anymore pics, just stick them on.

Cheers

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Old 18 January 2004, 02:49 PM
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This isn't just quality, its class with a capital C!
Couldn't describe it better myself
Old 18 January 2004, 02:52 PM
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XT,

Top man
Old 18 January 2004, 02:58 PM
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yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmy ....nice hijack XT
Old 18 January 2004, 03:42 PM
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the fact is though,

this guy got 300k for marrying britney AND he got the wedding night. he must have been very very very good in a previous life.

now hes (well not yet but im sure he will be) a sort of a celebrity anyway (not a proper one but famous enough to have sex with other famous people), so he can **** as many childrens TV presenters and 'c-list' failed pop singers as he likes!

the guy is possibly the luckiest bloke that ever walked the earth.

as my mam says 'if you fell in the river you'd come out with a pocketful of salmon!'
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