What a lucky runt!
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It has been alleged that Jason Alexander (childhood sweetheart and ex-husgand of BRITNEY SPEARS ) has been given a £300,000 sweetener to annul their marriage of nearly 3 days
what a lucky runt!
what a lucky runt!
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You daft fools! You take the wedding night option and then go for a few months until you annul it! 3 months (90 days or so) at £100,000 a day, you'd be minted to the tune of £9 million pounds!
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1. the wedding night was not on offer
2. her legal ppl would kill him (legaly) if he did anything other than take it
3. they are mates- why wouldnt he?
4. that **** does not live on Miss Spears...it lives in paintshop.
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2. her legal ppl would kill him (legaly) if he did anything other than take it
3. they are mates- why wouldnt he?
4. that **** does not live on Miss Spears...it lives in paintshop.
T
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3. they are mates- why wouldnt he?
Remember
NO MAN HAS FEMALE FRIENDS ONLY GIRLS THEY WANNA ****!
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Excellent me auld son. This isn't just quality, its class with a capital C! Makes you realise how artificial Britney is when compared to this Goddess (flame suit zipped, Stun Gun at the ready guys, bring them on!).
Anymore pics, just stick them on.
Cheers
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Excellent me auld son. This isn't just quality, its class with a capital C! Makes you realise how artificial Britney is when compared to this Goddess (flame suit zipped, Stun Gun at the ready guys, bring them on!).
Anymore pics, just stick them on.
Cheers
WB
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the fact is though,
this guy got 300k for marrying britney AND he got the wedding night. he must have been very very very good in a previous life.
now hes (well not yet but im sure he will be) a sort of a celebrity anyway (not a proper one but famous enough to have sex with other famous people), so he can **** as many childrens TV presenters and 'c-list' failed pop singers as he likes!
the guy is possibly the luckiest bloke that ever walked the earth.
as my mam says 'if you fell in the river you'd come out with a pocketful of salmon!'
this guy got 300k for marrying britney AND he got the wedding night. he must have been very very very good in a previous life.
now hes (well not yet but im sure he will be) a sort of a celebrity anyway (not a proper one but famous enough to have sex with other famous people), so he can **** as many childrens TV presenters and 'c-list' failed pop singers as he likes!
the guy is possibly the luckiest bloke that ever walked the earth.
as my mam says 'if you fell in the river you'd come out with a pocketful of salmon!'
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