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Old 19 December 2003, 12:46 PM
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Two snowmen built back to back, one says to the other...

'can you smell carrotts ?!?'

Old 19 December 2003, 12:49 PM
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LOL..

That appealed.
Old 19 December 2003, 12:50 PM
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Two nuns sitting in a bath - one says

"Where's the soap"

The other says

"Yes it does"

Now that's old
Old 19 December 2003, 01:18 PM
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I don't get it
Old 19 December 2003, 01:20 PM
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I'm with you wideboy eh???

I get the nun one though
Old 19 December 2003, 01:23 PM
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Why don't you see snow women?





















It's the mans job to stand around and do nothing all Christmas
Old 19 December 2003, 01:51 PM
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Don't get the nun one...
Old 19 December 2003, 01:53 PM
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The nun joke.. a classic of playgrounds every where. 12 year olds tell the joke all laugh not 1 of them understands it, similarities here possible
Old 19 December 2003, 01:56 PM
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<Desperately Blonde Moment>

Uhhm?

Wears the Soap?"???



</Desperately Blonde Moment>
Old 19 December 2003, 02:01 PM
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still don't get the Snowman one
Old 19 December 2003, 02:04 PM
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Andy - their noses are carrots, ergo, they would smell carrots.

Now - the Nun one?
Old 19 December 2003, 02:04 PM
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it's driving me nuts...
Old 19 December 2003, 02:12 PM
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the nun is using the soap as a d!ldo, didn't know how else to put it sorry!
Old 19 December 2003, 02:12 PM
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The soap 'wears' when used - i.e. it wears out.

HTH - thickos.

Damo
Old 19 December 2003, 02:14 PM
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and because they are back to back they can't see each others carrot, I suppose

not very funny is it?
Old 19 December 2003, 02:15 PM
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soap simple !!
Old 19 December 2003, 02:15 PM
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Jokes rarely are if they need explaining

Made me laugh anyway
Old 19 December 2003, 02:18 PM
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Yes, I had to ask the Muppets for assistance so I understand it now.

Not a very funny joke, though.
Old 19 December 2003, 02:20 PM
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It will be the cobbled street one next.....
Old 19 December 2003, 02:22 PM
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Cobbled Street?

Go on - tell the Cobbled Street joke.

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