Two snowmen built back to back, one says to the other...

'can you smell carrotts ?!?'

:D:D:D:D:D

LOL.. :D

That appealed. :D

Two nuns sitting in a bath - one says

"Where's the soap"

The other says

"Yes it does"

Now that's old ;)

I don't get it :confused:

I'm with you wideboy eh???

I get the nun one though :)

Why don't you see snow women?





















It's the mans job to stand around and do nothing all Christmas

:confused: Don't get the nun one... :confused:

The nun joke.. a classic of playgrounds every where. 12 year olds tell the joke all laugh not 1 of them understands it, similarities here possible;)

<Desperately Blonde Moment>

Uhhm?

Wears the Soap?"???

:confused:

</Desperately Blonde Moment>

still don't get the Snowman one :confused:

Andy - their noses are carrots, ergo, they would smell carrots.

Now - the Nun one? :confused:

it's driving me nuts...

the nun is using the soap as a d!ldo, didn't know how else to put it sorry!

The soap 'wears' when used - i.e. it wears out.

HTH - thickos. :D

Damo

and because they are back to back they can't see each others carrot, I suppose :)

not very funny is it?

soap simple !!

Jokes rarely are if they need explaining :rolleyes:

Made me laugh anyway :D

Yes, I had to ask the Muppets for assistance so I understand it now. :D

Not a very funny joke, though. ;) :p :D

It will be the cobbled street one next..... :D

Cobbled Street?

Go on - tell the Cobbled Street joke. :D