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Old 03 December 2003, 07:14 AM
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One of my friends shagged a local landlady at the weekend and is in denial. We all know he did it as there is lots of evidence..............
Being left there at 4am by a third party
Telling someone the next day he'd spent the night with someone but refusing to name her / him.
The missing sock
Requesting a lift home from a local grassy knowle at 11am
and last but not least a mysterious wet patch in the landlady's bed.

Now I have confronted him with these allegations and was called a Pr1ck and he stormed off. What should I do bearing in mind if me or any of my other friends had done anything similar he would be the first to take the pi55.
Old 03 December 2003, 07:37 AM
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sounds like you want some of the pie
Old 03 December 2003, 07:55 AM
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Uh...ignore it?

Does it happen so rarely that a big deal needs to be made of it?

...and HOW did you find the wet patch in the Landlady's bed*?


*(barring the obvious answer to that one)
Old 03 December 2003, 08:36 AM
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a) Why is everyone so interested?
b) Whats it got to do with anyone except him and the lady in question?
Old 03 December 2003, 08:38 AM
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I too am curious how you found the "wet patch"

but what is the big deal anyway? Is she a minger?
Old 03 December 2003, 08:40 AM
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sounds like he's more of a gentleman than you are by refusing to say anything. Why should he tell everyone?
Old 03 December 2003, 08:59 AM
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I think your "mate" is actually YOU!!!

Landlady *******!
Old 03 December 2003, 09:02 AM
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accept that it is Babber's way... and snigger at him every time you see him
Old 03 December 2003, 09:25 AM
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lol....

<childish chant>
Sideways shagged Peggy Mitchell
Sideways shagged Peggy Mitchell
Sideways shagged Peggy Mitchell
</childish chant>

Old 03 December 2003, 09:31 AM
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If she's a big minger IE zora from rise/Sonia from Eastenders just keep ripping the pi$$ he will crack eventually.

A fat lass is like a moped
good fun until your mates
see you riding one

Old 03 December 2003, 09:32 AM
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Did this last year - minger and rather large - mate saw me leaving her place in the morning, embarrassing or what but all the **** taking has now stopped, thankfully!
Old 03 December 2003, 10:32 AM
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lol at Scoobyangel.
She is a real minger ( sorry ladies ) but honest and the worst thing is he's always saying what a beast she is and when someone else walked her home a couple of months ago he ripped the P something cronic.

The wet patch was found by the pub handyman who was sent to investigate a leak, only to find that the quilt wasn't wet on top.
It appears she was treated to a golden shower without asking for it LMAO.
Jas

PS How didn you know about Peggy Mitchell ??
Old 03 December 2003, 11:04 AM
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Lol whats 3ft tall and 20 stone and smells of pi55
Ask ???????????
Old 03 December 2003, 04:22 PM
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You wouldn't be talking about a certain person who's name begins with a B and ends in an R would you??
Old 03 December 2003, 05:29 PM
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so what if he shagged her "every Holes a goal" so what if she a minger or fat or anything else! he shagged her you didn't, so it's another notch on his bedpost big deal.
Old 04 December 2003, 11:30 PM
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Yeah, but whats the point in having notches on your bedpost if you don't tell all yer mates about them!
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