My mate is in denial........Please help.....
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One of my friends shagged a local landlady at the weekend and is in denial. We all know he did it as there is lots of evidence..............
Being left there at 4am by a third party
Telling someone the next day he'd spent the night with someone but refusing to name her / him.
The missing sock
Requesting a lift home from a local grassy knowle at 11am
and last but not least a mysterious wet patch in the landlady's bed.
Now I have confronted him with these allegations and was called a Pr1ck and he stormed off. What should I do bearing in mind if me or any of my other friends had done anything similar he would be the first to take the pi55.
Being left there at 4am by a third party
Telling someone the next day he'd spent the night with someone but refusing to name her / him.
The missing sock
Requesting a lift home from a local grassy knowle at 11am
and last but not least a mysterious wet patch in the landlady's bed.
Now I have confronted him with these allegations and was called a Pr1ck and he stormed off. What should I do bearing in mind if me or any of my other friends had done anything similar he would be the first to take the pi55.
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Uh...ignore it?
Does it happen so rarely that a big deal needs to be made of it?
...and HOW did you find the wet patch in the Landlady's bed*?
*(barring the obvious answer to that one)
Does it happen so rarely that a big deal needs to be made of it?
...and HOW did you find the wet patch in the Landlady's bed*?
*(barring the obvious answer to that one)
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lol....
<childish chant>
Sideways shagged Peggy Mitchell
Sideways shagged Peggy Mitchell
Sideways shagged Peggy Mitchell
</childish chant>
<childish chant>
Sideways shagged Peggy Mitchell
Sideways shagged Peggy Mitchell
Sideways shagged Peggy Mitchell
</childish chant>
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If she's a big minger IE zora from rise/Sonia from Eastenders just keep ripping the pi$$ he will crack eventually.
A fat lass is like a moped
good fun until your mates
see you riding one
A fat lass is like a moped
good fun until your mates
see you riding one
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lol at Scoobyangel.
She is a real minger ( sorry ladies ) but honest and the worst thing is he's always saying what a beast she is and when someone else walked her home a couple of months ago he ripped the P something cronic.
The wet patch was found by the pub handyman who was sent to investigate a leak, only to find that the quilt wasn't wet on top.
It appears she was treated to a golden shower without asking for it LMAO.
Jas
PS How didn you know about Peggy Mitchell ??
She is a real minger ( sorry ladies ) but honest and the worst thing is he's always saying what a beast she is and when someone else walked her home a couple of months ago he ripped the P something cronic.
The wet patch was found by the pub handyman who was sent to investigate a leak, only to find that the quilt wasn't wet on top.
It appears she was treated to a golden shower without asking for it LMAO.
Jas
PS How didn you know about Peggy Mitchell ??
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so what if he shagged her "every Holes a goal" so what if she a minger or fat or anything else! he shagged her you didn't, so it's another notch on his bedpost big deal.
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