Does anyone here pray?

What do you pray for? Things that you want to happen to yourself, or things for the greater good?

Does it work?!

 

I pray for this thread to fall off to page 2..

 

Thanks.

 

LOL @ Katana

Couldn't agree more.. ha ha

 

If I did it would be to get laid every weekend, Stella to be made free and my 6 numbers to come up on double rollover week

 

Stella?!! headache in a tin. Tennents Super is very underrated IMO, once you're used to it you'll never go back

 

I pray for world peace, free optimax, and a bigger parking space at Tesco's!!!! (see nosey barsteward thread!!)
dave

 

Sensitive lot aren't they, Subaru drivers?

 

Girls & Boys Prayers

A GIRLS PRAYER

Lord,
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's *****'s thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,
In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempt to **** my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the ******** you sent me instead.

Amen.

A BOYS PRAYER

Lord,





















I pray for a girl with nice ****.

Amen.

 

Jameswrx, Amen to that, Tennents Super, fine stuff !

 

See I told you god doesnt care. The thread is still bumped..

 

Every night I pray that no-one will sneak onto my property and paint my wheels gold!

Pete

 

Yes I do. Thanks for my family mostly. Sorry not to have some smart **** answer as seems to be expected. D

 

Aye up, somebody woke up Pooper Scooper Lewis

 

Me prays for the greater good look whats hapening around the world though? maybe it for a reason?

 

Ditto Mr Lock