Does anyone here pray?

What do you pray for? Things that you want to happen to yourself, or things for the greater good?

Does it work?!

I pray for this thread to fall off to page 2..

Thanks.

LOL @ Katana

Couldn't agree more.. ha ha :D

If I did it would be to get laid every weekend, Stella to be made free and my 6 numbers to come up on double rollover week ;)

Stella?!! headache in a tin. Tennents Super is very underrated IMO, once you're used to it you'll never go back

I pray for world peace, free optimax, and a bigger parking space at Tesco's!!!! (see nosey barsteward thread!!)
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Sensitive lot aren't they, Subaru drivers? ;)

Girls & Boys Prayers

A GIRLS PRAYER

Lord,
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's willy's thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,
In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempt to shag my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the dickhead you sent me instead.

Amen.

A BOYS PRAYER

Lord,





















I pray for a girl with nice tits.

Amen.

Jameswrx, Amen to that, Tennents Super, fine stuff !

See I told you god doesnt care. The thread is still bumped.. :(

Every night I pray that no-one will sneak onto my property and paint my wheels gold!

:D Pete ;)

Yes I do. Thanks for my family mostly. Sorry not to have some smart arse answer as seems to be expected. D

Aye up, somebody woke up Pooper Scooper Lewis

Me prays for the greater good :D look whats hapening around the world though? maybe it for a reason?

Ditto Mr Lock :)