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Old 24 November 2003, 03:26 PM
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What Atkins snacks can she eat?

Thought I'd help the lass out as she's mahoooosive

Edited to say shes starting on 'induction' tomorrow - and not a moment too soon IMHO (no she aint reading this BTW!)

[Edited by Scooby96 - 11/24/2003 3:27:41 PM]
Old 24 November 2003, 03:28 PM
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LOL!

Crisps, they haven't got much carbohydrate...
Old 24 November 2003, 03:29 PM
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A sausage
Old 24 November 2003, 03:30 PM
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Even better jacket potato with crisp and pasta filling
Old 24 November 2003, 03:31 PM
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Serious (ish) answers please
Old 24 November 2003, 03:32 PM
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Old 24 November 2003, 03:32 PM
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Here you go

http://www.lowcarbmegastore.com/

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Old 24 November 2003, 03:33 PM
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200kg potatoes (her own body weight), 1 Ton of pasta, 50 loafs of bread

An fatten that biatchhhh up!!


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Old 24 November 2003, 03:37 PM
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nuts (not cashews), berries
Old 24 November 2003, 03:38 PM
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Cheers Lust..

however I think shes a little late for ordering that stuff for tomorrow - any 'cheaper' options?

I've told her to go and buy lots of cheese, bacon, chicken and not much else - what else is acceptable for induction?
Old 24 November 2003, 03:44 PM
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babybell, peperami, peanuts, cheese.
Old 24 November 2003, 03:46 PM
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great - cant stand the smell of peperami - might have to leave that off the list as I dont fancy sitting opposite her whilst she scoffs 10 of those every day!

cheers people
Old 24 November 2003, 03:48 PM
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ROTFLMAO @ stevem2k
Old 24 November 2003, 03:50 PM
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lol the atkins diet is pure my fav foods! i swear if i stopped eating as many spuds and bread id be a stick man!
Old 24 November 2003, 03:52 PM
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On a serious note then When I did Atkins I found the diet suppressed my appetite that much that between meal snacks were not needed, I just ate breakfast, lunch and tea and that would do me fine. I think she should try to get out of the snacking mentality and just eat at specific times so you body has time to burn off what you have ate earlier on it the day.
Old 24 November 2003, 04:11 PM
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Celery?
Old 24 November 2003, 04:15 PM
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Tim-Grove is right. It was the same for me, you loose the hungry urge to snack. If she must nibble then the meat/cheese suggestions are fine, but she mustn't forget her veg. Keeping up a good supply of phyto-nutrients is often overlooked. I recommend a pack-up with lots of lettuce, cucumber, cellery, tomatos, peppers, bean sprouts, baby corns (not sweetcorn!), water chestnuts and a few (few) pickles. Top it off with maybe some smoked peppered mackerel, tinned tuna/sardines or some chicken.
Be very careful with the sausages, many have a higher than expected carb content due to the rusk in them. I recommend turkey (1g/sausage) or Asda lean pork & onion. Also, most flavoured (Pepperami/Matesons etc) sausages (and many cooked and cured meats) contain nitrates (usually sodium nitrate) as preservatives, and these are known carcinogens.
It's just a case of opening up to a new regime, but you soon get used to it. If I'm peckish while out & about I often go to the chippy, but only get a fish and don't eat the batter (well, used to, now I've lost my weight I'm a bit looser). Pop into any supermarket and they're sure to sell freshly cooked hot chicken, just avoid the BBQ flavoured ones. Remember, you can eat as much as you require (being sensible) so there is no need to scrimp on any meal and find yourself ravenous 10 minutes later. Stick to the plan, eat heartilly and be amazed at how the weight just disappears without feeling like you're being punished, like on all the other diets.

Wish her luck.
Old 24 November 2003, 04:18 PM
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Info passed on - lets hope she sticks to it as I know theres a pretty face under all that flab
Old 24 November 2003, 04:20 PM
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just get some ice for **** sake!
Old 24 November 2003, 04:21 PM
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ice - WTF?
Old 24 November 2003, 08:24 PM
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she mustn't forget her veg.
She won't, she sits next to him.
Old 24 November 2003, 08:45 PM
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Your just after a **** arn't you.

The fat birds 'ud suck the chrome off yer exhaust pipe...so they say

chaos [not called chaos for nothing]
Old 25 November 2003, 09:36 AM
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Really? Thats good. I need to f*k around more, doesn't help you confidence when you get turned down in a club I like to think she was a stupid bint and didnt take the hint **yack yack**

arrr am pissed off

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Your just after a **** arn't you.

The fat birds 'ud suck the chrome off yer exhaust pipe...so they say

chaos [not called chaos for nothing]


Chaos - with an attitude like that mate I wouldnt be suprised if your cherry was still intact

[Edited by Scooby96 - 11/25/2003 9:36:32 AM]
Old 25 November 2003, 09:40 AM
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--doesn't help you confidence when you get turned down in a club --

I'd start getting used to it if I was you m8.
Old 25 November 2003, 09:41 AM
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Anyone got a hammer i can hit this nail on the head with please?

Old 25 November 2003, 09:42 AM
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Chaos - with an attitude like that mate I wouldnt be suprised if your cherry was still intact
S96-What do you mean if?

Old 25 November 2003, 09:46 AM
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Sorry must have been a typo!
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questions from the fat lass:

can she eat lettuce / tomatoes / cucumber + other "salad" stuff / mushrooms / onions / bean sprouts / peppers?

can she drink low carb beer / red wine / white wine / spirits (told her I think gin / vodka are ok?)

Edited to add:

how about diet coke / other diet drinks like slimline tonic / slimline bitter lemon?

[Edited by Scooby96 - 11/26/2003 9:39:45 AM]
Old 26 November 2003, 09:42 AM
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Send her here:

For the fat chick

It's got all the info needed
Old 26 November 2003, 09:44 AM
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thanks

the stench of her peperamis is making me feel nauseous and I swear if she eats another egg i'm gonna smack the cow squarely in the face


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