bartmanuk

just got back from power engineering, and the old lady who lives in the bungalow over the road has just been over to tell me that she woke up for a drink at about 3am this morn, and when she looked outside she see some bloke looking in my kitchen window ,now my 1st thought was,is he looking to see if my car keys are about,or is he just lookin to rob my house...either way im as paranoid as *** now,and debating if i should drag my *** out of bed at about 2am and sit in the dark to see if anyones hanging about again...i can't imagine the old bill will be very interested if i contact them,so wot do the rest of the scoobynet massive recommend,obviously i dont want to get myself nicked,but i feel this little ****** may need teaching a lesson in the rights of possesion.any veiws peeps???

BM

pugoetru

grab him say do you want a run in a scoob?

stick him in the boot and drop him 200 miles away

Tim-Grove

Buy you self a big dog (e.g. Wolf) and loose the ****** out when the little ****** comes back.

The_Lizard

Reminds me of the movie Blue Velvet:

The Zohan

Inform the Police anyway

bit late now but how about a PIR security light or two, leave a light on downstairs with a note in the window saying something along the lines of

Your where spotted looking in the window last night
I have informed the Police of this
The Police are adivsed to stop reg xxxxxx if seen out between xxx and yyy

Also buy a 4 or 6 cell maglite, the one that takes the big batteries and keep it close.

If you take your keys to bed then it may mean they need to disturb you to get them, leave them downstairs and they may not.

Sh*tty thing to happen and i am sure will cause a sleepless night or two.

Good luck

[Edited by Paul Habgood - 11/15/2003 7:14:16 PM]

bartmanuk

tim m8,i do actually have an english bull terrior that i can set on him,wot about if i leave my back gate unlocked then i can't get done if the dog rips him apart whilst he's in my garden,but it does mean i wont be putting him in the boot of the scoob if the dogs had a go at him first...mmmmm i'll have to have a think about it...more suggestions welcome everybody!!!

cheers

The Zohan

Bear in mind there might be just one of them, might be more and just one does the recce, be careful!

You could disconnect the coil lead or such to immobilise it come what may

[Edited by Paul Habgood - 11/15/2003 5:00:44 PM]

bartmanuk

cheers for the advice paul,
ive got a couple of pir security lights out the back already,but this little tosser was out the front...your right about the sleepless nights so i might as well stay up anyway and play the part of the note,just without the light on...as for the maglite,i am a very keen baseball player if you get my drift lol

BM

magepaster

iTrader: (2)

Buy some sheet steel, cut it into strips and place them around your property, connect steel to mains electricity, poor water on it last thing at night, wait for screams and glowing sky, switch off electricity,remove steel plates, phone police and ambulance to pick up body,deny everything

bartmanuk

yeh its a bit late on a saturday for that but thanks for the tip magepaster,i am actually an electrician so that would be well within my capabilities...lol

Leslie

I think Paul's advice to inform the police is good. At least they can have the occasional check in a Panda in the night.

Les

DocJock

The car is fitted with a tracker and will be tracked as soon as moved (even if it is not).


Sorry Paul, that bit of advice is bad.

A) if he does have a Tracker, that's his insurance claim stuffed for informing the ******

B) if he doesn't they may decide to trash the car looking for this non-existant device.

The Zohan

Thanks for the correction Doc Jock, i was not aware of the insurance implications and will ammend my post