cold callers, are getting on my tats...
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I hate cold callers, especially feckin yanks trying to sell investments...
just one minute ago..by the way, Anthony is my father & Boss..
Rind Ring...Rind Ring...Rind Ring...
Me: Hello [ company name]?
Yank : Hello, Is anthony there?
Me: Whats it regarding please?
Yank : Is that anthony?
Me: No, Whats it regarding please?
Yank : Its new business for anthony, is he there please?
Me: Yes, you will need to be more specific before you can speak to him
Yank : I really need to discuss this with anthony
Me: well, he's in a bit of a meeting at the moment
Yank : a bit of a meeting?
Me: well ok, he's in a meeting
Yank : so is he in a meeting, or a bit of a meeting?
Me: FCUKOFF
slams phone down, nearly breaking it in two.
we get these pr1cks all the time, from all over the world, trying the same bullsh1t.
any suggestions on how to p1ss em' off without getting wound up?
just one minute ago..by the way, Anthony is my father & Boss..
Rind Ring...Rind Ring...Rind Ring...
Me: Hello [ company name]?
Yank : Hello, Is anthony there?
Me: Whats it regarding please?
Yank : Is that anthony?
Me: No, Whats it regarding please?
Yank : Its new business for anthony, is he there please?
Me: Yes, you will need to be more specific before you can speak to him
Yank : I really need to discuss this with anthony
Me: well, he's in a bit of a meeting at the moment
Yank : a bit of a meeting?
Me: well ok, he's in a meeting
Yank : so is he in a meeting, or a bit of a meeting?
Me: FCUKOFF
slams phone down, nearly breaking it in two.
we get these pr1cks all the time, from all over the world, trying the same bullsh1t.
any suggestions on how to p1ss em' off without getting wound up?
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done it - the telephone prefernce srevice.
done it for the fax,the phone,thepost etc. The amount of sh1te we get certainly has dropped off but we still get the bl00dy calls, mostly foreign now.
maybe they don't need to use the TPS database by law?
done it for the fax,the phone,thepost etc. The amount of sh1te we get certainly has dropped off but we still get the bl00dy calls, mostly foreign now.
maybe they don't need to use the TPS database by law?
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sign up for telephone preference service - If someone cold calls you and you complain they get a 5k fine and you get compensation.
Alternatively make them think you are really interested - suck them in that you are going to give them a big pile of cash for 10 minutes and then hang up while you are still speaking. They will call back a couple of seconds later..
Them - Hello - Is that the guy I was speaking to a second ago?
You - erm - nope
Them - Is there someone else there on that number
You - nope I am the only one in the office
Them now devestated that they have lost a sale due to phone glitch
You LYAO
Alternatively make them think you are really interested - suck them in that you are going to give them a big pile of cash for 10 minutes and then hang up while you are still speaking. They will call back a couple of seconds later..
Them - Hello - Is that the guy I was speaking to a second ago?
You - erm - nope
Them - Is there someone else there on that number
You - nope I am the only one in the office
Them now devestated that they have lost a sale due to phone glitch
You LYAO
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Keep getting "Boiler room" type calls:
Yank: "Hi buddy, can I speak to the managing director"
Me: "He's just stepped outside, can I help?"
Yank: "Well buddy we have an opportunity here, we"
Me: "Thats nice, not today thankyou, Buddy"
oh, and the energy company in Bangalore:
Iain: "Good morning, how can I help"
Call Centre: "click, click, ring, ring"
Iain: "Hello automated dialler, how are you today?"
Call Centre: "click, click, ring, ring"
Iain: "I am hanging up now"
Call Centre: "I am sorry, I am calling on behalf of some energy company, who pays your electricity bills?"
Iain: (choose from any of the following) - "My dad", "Out Landlords", "Nobody, we are self sufficient", "God", "We don't pay, we default"
Yank: "Hi buddy, can I speak to the managing director"
Me: "He's just stepped outside, can I help?"
Yank: "Well buddy we have an opportunity here, we"
Me: "Thats nice, not today thankyou, Buddy"
oh, and the energy company in Bangalore:
Iain: "Good morning, how can I help"
Call Centre: "click, click, ring, ring"
Iain: "Hello automated dialler, how are you today?"
Call Centre: "click, click, ring, ring"
Iain: "I am hanging up now"
Call Centre: "I am sorry, I am calling on behalf of some energy company, who pays your electricity bills?"
Iain: (choose from any of the following) - "My dad", "Out Landlords", "Nobody, we are self sufficient", "God", "We don't pay, we default"
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Tell double glazing salesmen you are very interested in a conservatory, make a date and a time, then tell them you live in flat 37, 9th floor, peckham towers. Love it.
Anyways, I really need this telephone prefernce service thingy..hate cold callers [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]
C
Anyways, I really need this telephone prefernce service thingy..hate cold callers [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]
C
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One of my mates has a brilliant way of dealing with these people.
He lets on he's really interested in whatever they're trying to sell, then tells them to hang on as there's someone at the door.
He goes away for about 10 minutes, then comes back and if they're still there, lets them continue for about 10 seconds, before "a pot is boiling over":
Another 10 minutes and he's back.
Few, if any, will last more than 20 minutes:, but if they do, more people are at the door, the kids are fighting, the TV is on fire etc etc..
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He lets on he's really interested in whatever they're trying to sell, then tells them to hang on as there's someone at the door.
He goes away for about 10 minutes, then comes back and if they're still there, lets them continue for about 10 seconds, before "a pot is boiling over":
Another 10 minutes and he's back.
Few, if any, will last more than 20 minutes:, but if they do, more people are at the door, the kids are fighting, the TV is on fire etc etc..
Alcazar
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we get this yank bloke ringing us every week. Used to **** us off but we now wind him up & actually look forward to his calls!!
yank: can I speak to [MD's name (which he can't even pronounce)]
me: no. he's not in at the moment. can I help.
yank: no. i need to speak to him. when will he be back?
me: who's calling?
yank: he knows who it is.
me: no he doesn't. he doesn't even know you called.
yank: when will he be back.
me: I don't know. leave your name & number. i'll pass it on.
yank: i don't have a number.
me: how can you be ringing here then?
You get the drift??!! Keep'em on the phone for a while & wind 'em up. We have a great laugh now when he phones. It's the same caller every time. We eventually got his name as Geoff, but haven't wangled a number from him yet. LOL.
yank: can I speak to [MD's name (which he can't even pronounce)]
me: no. he's not in at the moment. can I help.
yank: no. i need to speak to him. when will he be back?
me: who's calling?
yank: he knows who it is.
me: no he doesn't. he doesn't even know you called.
yank: when will he be back.
me: I don't know. leave your name & number. i'll pass it on.
yank: i don't have a number.
me: how can you be ringing here then?
You get the drift??!! Keep'em on the phone for a while & wind 'em up. We have a great laugh now when he phones. It's the same caller every time. We eventually got his name as Geoff, but haven't wangled a number from him yet. LOL.
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keep em' coming, I am looking forward to the next one alraeady
We have the worst "on hold" music you have ever heard - should do the trick
We have the worst "on hold" music you have ever heard - should do the trick
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Get them all the time but they ask for me not my boss who is also my old man, they act like they've known you for yeards and they are your best mate [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img] quite often finnish the call with a 'look just **** off'
edited due to crappy spelling
[Edited by sammyh - 11/14/2003 12:48:13 PM]
edited due to crappy spelling
[Edited by sammyh - 11/14/2003 12:48:13 PM]
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WE've got a caller Id thingumy - any that come up "number unavailable" dont get answered.
just registered with tps.
just registered with tps.
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Tell double glazing salesmen you are very interested in a conservatory, make a date and a time, then tell them you live in flat 37, 9th floor, peckham towers. Love it.
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said it before but.....
you are not pissing them off!!!! just yourselves!
they call hundreads of people and the odd **** is just water of a ducks back to them...the only person getting irrate is you!
chill out!
T
ps- cold called for years....earnt lots and never gave the clever ones with witty one liners a second thought!
you are not pissing them off!!!! just yourselves!
they call hundreads of people and the odd **** is just water of a ducks back to them...the only person getting irrate is you!
chill out!
T
ps- cold called for years....earnt lots and never gave the clever ones with witty one liners a second thought!
#21
Being responsable for IT spend at a large company I get deluged with sales calls day in day out. I can smell a sales call at approx 200 miles now but you have to give some of them their due for trying it on....
The ones that get lippy with the usuall put offs get put on indefinate hold either that or transfered to my automated answering system that kicks in a night press 1 to be disconnected, 2 to be verbally abused ROFL
[Edited by Cupramax - 11/14/2003 3:37:44 PM]
The ones that get lippy with the usuall put offs get put on indefinate hold either that or transfered to my automated answering system that kicks in a night press 1 to be disconnected, 2 to be verbally abused ROFL
[Edited by Cupramax - 11/14/2003 3:37:44 PM]
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It certainly wasn’t "water of a ducks back" to the guy who cold called me about that conservatory The key is to never lose you rag just lead them on for as long as possible then at the very last moment let them in on the joke. Great laugh if you have the time to spare if not just put the phone down without saying a word.
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I have used the :
'this call is being recored so I can refer you to the.....'
'This call is being recored so I can confirm all details when I take you to court'
'This call is being recored so I can back up any warrenty claims'
elc...elc....
'this call is being recored so I can refer you to the.....'
'This call is being recored so I can confirm all details when I take you to court'
'This call is being recored so I can back up any warrenty claims'
elc...elc....
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At work I just immediately ask "Is this a cold call?" They say "Yes but it wont take much of your time I just want to..." Me "No thanks we don't take cold calls" and put the phone down.
The ones who are after names to send stuff through in the post make me laugh, I tell them no just send it to the job title its relevant to and it will get to the right person. That p!sses them off as I know they are after a name to call back to reception to then go direct to the person
The ones who are after names to send stuff through in the post make me laugh, I tell them no just send it to the job title its relevant to and it will get to the right person. That p!sses them off as I know they are after a name to call back to reception to then go direct to the person
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