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Old 07 November 2003, 01:22 PM
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I'm just in one of them FRIDAY moods If you are easily offended then just don't look. If you are gonna have a dig, then sod off and if I gets Moderated, well they are there for a reason i suppose, and generally they leave us alone
Anyway, enuff *** kissin' get some of this (Remember,it's posted cos of it's humour content not rudeness!)




















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Old 07 November 2003, 01:25 PM
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PMSL!

Classic.
Old 07 November 2003, 01:25 PM
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Can he breath?

That man needs a snorkel!
Old 07 November 2003, 01:28 PM
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I think he's breathing through her mouth
Old 07 November 2003, 01:28 PM
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An enterprising, but bashful sailor finds himself on shore leave in Korea for his first time. While the rest of the guys are out having a jolly good time in the red light district of Pusan, our hero just can'tget up the nerve to ask the local girls how much it costs for a good time. He sits at his table for a moment watching the girls, and devises a get laid plan. One of the local girls approaches him and asks, "Wat is you name?"
He replies, "Rick Venus"
She says, "Lick Penus?"
He says, "Sure how much?"
Old 07 November 2003, 01:36 PM
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Have seen this before and PMSL then as well.

"That man needs a snorkel!"

With a nose like that I doubt it
Old 07 November 2003, 01:37 PM
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Three couples went camping only to discover that only two tents were packed for the trip. After a short discussion it was decided that the men would sleep in one tent while the women would share the other.

At about 2:00 am John was awakened by Bob, who was sleeping beside him, with a huge erection in his hand.

"Look the size of this, it must be all the fresh air, I'm going over to visit my wife!" Bob exclaimed. "Would you like me to come with you?"

John asked. "Why would I want you to come?" Bob asked. "Because that's my **** your holding in your hand."

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Old 07 November 2003, 01:37 PM
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LMAO!

Im taking bets...

How long before its MODified?

I say... 13:52
Old 07 November 2003, 01:45 PM
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Moded? LOL...not by me

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Old 07 November 2003, 02:10 PM
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Red face

Twas nearly off the page
Old 07 November 2003, 02:24 PM
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That's the definition of a perfect lover: a nine inch tongue, and can breathe through his ears.
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Old 07 November 2003, 02:26 PM
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rofl

hope it doesnt get modded but i do reckon it belongs in muppets
Old 07 November 2003, 02:31 PM
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Why? We've seen it plenty of times before!

Leave it here for the masses...
Old 07 November 2003, 04:07 PM
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That man's got a really long chin?
Old 07 November 2003, 04:10 PM
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That is a pic of 2 battyboys..he is just "well down" on the other bloke
Old 07 November 2003, 04:17 PM
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*shudders*
Old 07 November 2003, 04:19 PM
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either that or hes got a small **** like your luke
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"Deep Throat"
Old 07 November 2003, 04:27 PM
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Something you're not telling us Luke?
Old 07 November 2003, 05:03 PM
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Photograph taken by Prince Charles.
Old 07 November 2003, 05:06 PM
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"Hello is there anybody there ?" damn this megaphone ain't working rite
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another couple of blows and she'll be ready for fooking
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