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Old 11 July 2003, 08:41 AM
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As sported by most Boxster drivers as a desparate (if somewhat extreme ) attempt to prove they are not simply "sheep" and actually have a bit of individuality



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Old 11 July 2003, 11:58 AM
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Y is it any different to having your ear's pierced ???

I have 2 body piercings (i'm female) and it's nothing to do with showing off to others - infact some of my best mates don't even know i've got them.



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Old 07 November 2003, 07:36 AM
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Just wanted to know why guys have a "Prince Albert". Just found out someone I know has got one and it really puzzles me why do it?

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Old 07 November 2003, 08:03 AM
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Because they are a boring person and at last they have something to talk about.

Same as tattoos and other peircings - Donned by boring people who want some attention, and a conversation starter!

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Old 07 November 2003, 08:08 AM
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LOL at ID!

Mate, if you ever post anything non-controversial, please could you drop me a quick line just so i make sure i see it? Cheers!
Old 07 November 2003, 08:37 AM
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so how do you start of a converstation about it then.

In the pub

Hello mind if I sit here, oh by the way I have my japs eye pierced anyone fancy a beer?
Old 07 November 2003, 09:08 AM
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Isn't it one of those...

"Look how macho and tough and manly and immune to pain I am. Gosh, I am absolutely ooooooooooozing testosterone right now." type of things?

Old 07 November 2003, 09:26 AM
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Lead singer in me band used to have his done, used to get it out at every opportunity, in the boozer, on stage, on buses, really didn't care.
I spent a year saying things to him like "WTF is that all about?" and "Don't it hurt?" and "Does ya pi55 go off in loads of different directions?" etc.
Never really got a decent reply
Babbled on about sex being better, but can't see it myself. Couldn't be doing with bits of metal pushing and tugging at me chap whilst on the job Put me right off it would

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Old 07 November 2003, 09:34 AM
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What I want to know is, how do you pee cleanly with one ?? Surely it just divides into two streams? one either side of the pan!?!?
Old 07 November 2003, 10:48 AM
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If you take the lid off, you can pee in the pan and the cistern at the same time, save the carpet.
Old 07 November 2003, 10:50 AM
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LOL!
Old 07 November 2003, 10:56 AM
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Old 07 November 2003, 10:58 AM
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hmmm **** down both legs at once - lovely!
Old 07 November 2003, 10:59 AM
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Perhaps if you have a small c*ck it makes it look bigger?
Old 07 November 2003, 11:01 AM
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Fit a "Dawes Device" Then you could dial in your own boost setting for when you come..
Old 07 November 2003, 11:12 AM
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Did you meet him 'on the inside' - possibly in the showers if you saw his 'PA'
Old 07 November 2003, 11:44 AM
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Always knew bikers were strange
Old 07 November 2003, 12:03 PM
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I must say when I had my nips done it did feel rather nice having them licked/sucked - like a tingling sensation.

And when I had my tongue done it sure proved a winner with the ladies, sadly I took it out for an interview and never got the ****** back in (tongue that is) - hours trying to push it back in and copius amounts of blood finally put me off
Old 07 November 2003, 12:33 PM
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Apparently it heightens the arousal during sex due to the fact the area is extra sensitive from having a piece of metal shoved through it.

I went on a girlie weekend to Blackpool and a guy staying in our B & B had his done that day and he was walking very strangely.
Old 07 November 2003, 01:59 PM
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If a Prince Albert is on on the giving end, then I wonder what a Prince Charles would be?
Old 07 November 2003, 02:04 PM
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It defo makes the area pierced more sensitive, can't understand why it does but trust me it does!
Old 07 November 2003, 02:46 PM
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I wanted mine done, but the guy in the Tattoo/Piercing parlour said "We dont do micro-surgery"!..
Old 16 November 2003, 05:39 PM
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hmm what a great topic, i too know a friend who has his nipples done(6mm holes now) and down below but wont have his ears done as its boring?
yes hes got tattoos and yes he tells me its better for him and mind blowing for the lady,dont know if he's right as a nice ladyfriend told me its crap and she couldnt feel a thing?

oh and its not cheap either???
Old 16 November 2003, 05:44 PM
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What I want to know is, how do you pee cleanly with one ?? Surely it just divides into two streams? one either side of the pan!?!?
Most blokes can manage this feat *without* having their *** pierced.



Old 16 November 2003, 06:13 PM
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WHY HAVE A PRINCE ALBERT.**** me why not there are so many narrow minded ***** out there.i'v got a tribal sleve tattoo+a 22mm hole in my ear and a shaven head so what. not your averige scooby driver.
Old 16 November 2003, 07:10 PM
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ive had implants put under my scalp that i can screw diferent spikes and things into to look like a cyborg
Old 16 November 2003, 07:21 PM
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.i'v got a tribal sleve tattoo+a 22mm hole in my ear and a shaven head so what. not your averige scooby driver.
Surely that is what your average scooby driver looks like?
Old 16 November 2003, 07:55 PM
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I must say....as scary as it sounds....I would like to know what it feels like to sh*g someone with one before I die!!


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