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Old 29 October 2003, 11:24 AM
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Spread the word get pukkering up them lips ladies.

Old 29 October 2003, 11:25 AM
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LOL

And how tf did they find that out???
Old 29 October 2003, 11:27 AM
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dunno but it could be worth using in chat up lines and pulling conversations. !! lmao
Old 29 October 2003, 11:35 AM
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LMAO.

That's a convincing made up story!!
Old 29 October 2003, 11:41 AM
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"Only with regular occurance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."

Dr Helena, you will find my number in my profile dont hesitate to call me every other night to help reduce your chances, or every day if you prefer. Make that every hour just incase. : D: D
Old 29 October 2003, 11:57 AM
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LMAO bet it was a bloke that thought that one up!!
Old 29 October 2003, 12:37 PM
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Genius!
Old 29 October 2003, 12:43 PM
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Double dose just to be on the safe side.

Well I will be copying and pasting that article and taking it home for the gf to read (amending it from every other day to morning and evening everyday!)

Old 29 October 2003, 12:46 PM
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Old 29 October 2003, 01:09 PM
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now that has *GOT* to be a wind up.....

hehehehe quality....
Old 29 October 2003, 01:26 PM
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Woohoo, that's the girlf sorted for the weekend then She's got a bit of catching up to do to get her health back on track

Would it be classed as attempted murder if we didn't bring this important tip to the ladies attention??

Old 29 October 2003, 01:30 PM
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Ipski1 - You must go for real quality girls if you could pull using this as a chat up line
Old 29 October 2003, 01:34 PM
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So whats to be done for all those women who are currently single???

I feel a business venture coming on!
Old 29 October 2003, 01:49 PM
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Organising ram raids at the local sperm bank?
Old 29 October 2003, 02:14 PM
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That reminds me of an irish (and I dare say racist in some peoples eyes) joke.

3 Irish blokes break into a bank but all they find in the safe are bowls of semolina....

Cant remember it all but you get the gist
Old 31 October 2003, 12:04 PM
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LMAO even more funny now, Political correction should be banned
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It's been removed, threat of legal action from associated press!!!
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