Blackadder quotes
16 October 2003, 07:42 PM
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Not sure if there has been a Blackadder quotes thread before but here's my favourite:
Captain Flashart:
"....treat your aeroplane like you treat your women.....get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back...."
Brilliant!
Cheers,
Darren.
Captain Flashart:
"....treat your aeroplane like you treat your women.....get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back...."
Brilliant!
Cheers,
Darren.
16 October 2003, 08:12 PM
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"I've had a good idea"
"Be carefull, you're foot might fall off"
"Why?"
"My brother had the good idea of cutting his toe-nails with a scythe and his foot fell off"
Absolute Genius.... I think of it every time someone says "I've got a good idea"
"Be carefull, you're foot might fall off"
"Why?"
"My brother had the good idea of cutting his toe-nails with a scythe and his foot fell off"
Absolute Genius.... I think of it every time someone says "I've got a good idea"
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16 October 2003, 08:38 PM
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<Lord Flashheart>
The last time I said ''I Love You''....and 30 seconds later she was pregnant WOOF! WOOF!
..and my favourite
''AAARRGGHH!''
''barbed wire sir?''
''no Baldrick,I've just put my elbow in a blob of ice-cream!!''
[Edited by Elmer Fudpucker - 10/16/2003 8:46:42 PM]
The last time I said ''I Love You''....and 30 seconds later she was pregnant WOOF! WOOF!
..and my favourite
''AAARRGGHH!''
''barbed wire sir?''
''no Baldrick,I've just put my elbow in a blob of ice-cream!!''
[Edited by Elmer Fudpucker - 10/16/2003 8:46:42 PM]
16 October 2003, 09:55 PM
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Blackadder: "...speaking of which, where is the crew?"
Redbeard: "oh, we don't have a crew"
Blackadder: "but I thought all ships had a crew?!"
Redbeard: "opinions are divided on the matter.... I say you don't need a crew, all the other captains say you do!"
Blackadder: "We're dead!"
Redbeard: "oh, we don't have a crew"
Blackadder: "but I thought all ships had a crew?!"
Redbeard: "opinions are divided on the matter.... I say you don't need a crew, all the other captains say you do!"
Blackadder: "We're dead!"
16 October 2003, 09:57 PM
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G: "If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do ?"
EB: "Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter oneself over a wide area."
EB: "Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter oneself over a wide area."
16 October 2003, 11:19 PM
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"Just a wild stab in the dark ... which is what you'll be getting if you don't start being more co-operative"
"As cunning as a fox who's just been made professor of cunning at Oxford university"
"Percy , you look like a bird who's swallowed a plate"
Balders: Four.
Blackadder: What?
Balders: Some beans and some beans is four .
Flash (about kate/bob):
She's got a tongue like an electric eel and she likes the taste of a man's tonsils.
And many, many more.
"As cunning as a fox who's just been made professor of cunning at Oxford university"
"Percy , you look like a bird who's swallowed a plate"
Balders: Four.
Blackadder: What?
Balders: Some beans and some beans is four .
Flash (about kate/bob):
She's got a tongue like an electric eel and she likes the taste of a man's tonsils.
And many, many more.
16 October 2003, 11:30 PM
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In short, a German spy is giving away every one of our battle plans.
You look surprised, Blackadder.
I cerainly am, sir. I didn't realise we _had_ any battle plans.
-- Cpt. Darling, Melchett and Edmund : General Hospital
And if you come back with information, Captain Darling will pump you thoroughly in the debriefing room.
...Not while I've got my strength he won't.
-- Melchett and Edmund : General Hospital
We tell HQ I've gone insane, and I'll be invalided back home to Blighty before you can say 'Wibble'. Poor, gormless idiot.
But I'm a poor, gormless idiot, and I've never been invalided back to Blighty.
Ah yes, Baldrick, but that's because you never said, 'Wibble'.
-- Edmund and Baldrick : Goodbyeee...
You look surprised, Blackadder.
I cerainly am, sir. I didn't realise we _had_ any battle plans.
-- Cpt. Darling, Melchett and Edmund : General Hospital
And if you come back with information, Captain Darling will pump you thoroughly in the debriefing room.
...Not while I've got my strength he won't.
-- Melchett and Edmund : General Hospital
We tell HQ I've gone insane, and I'll be invalided back home to Blighty before you can say 'Wibble'. Poor, gormless idiot.
But I'm a poor, gormless idiot, and I've never been invalided back to Blighty.
Ah yes, Baldrick, but that's because you never said, 'Wibble'.
-- Edmund and Baldrick : Goodbyeee...
17 October 2003, 02:55 AM
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Doc - "So you've started fancying boys and naturally you're worried"
EB - "No !"
Doc - "Bloody hell I would be ! It's not everyday a man wakes up to find he's a stark raving bender with no more right to live on Gods clean earth than a weasel"
EB - "No !"
Doc - "Bloody hell I would be ! It's not everyday a man wakes up to find he's a stark raving bender with no more right to live on Gods clean earth than a weasel"
17 October 2003, 02:59 AM
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"What we have here madam, is the very latest in front wall high elevation orifices, with a wide capacity gutter installation below."
"You mean, you crap out of the window ?"
"You mean, you crap out of the window ?"
