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Old 01 October 2003, 10:31 AM
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That part of the speech in its full context:

...I have no reverse gear.
cannot go backwards. only forwards...
Yes, off side rear a little worn.
But all four road legal.

People OF Britain
Hear me when I say to you
that
MOT failure is something that history will not forgive.

We will
Therefore
undertake this day to ensure compliance with a fifteen point plan to remediate
ALL
windscreen wipers
(including rear)
To check brakes where necessary.
To apply the handbrake according to people's real needs
To be tough on rust
And the causes of rust
To eliminate stone chips on windscreens WHATEVER THEIR SIZE

To allow the proper function of rear view mirrors

and
wing mirrors


TO ENABLE ACCESS TO SEAT BELTS

to fit child seats
properly and securely, whatever the child.

To make the horn work as it should,
disagreeable though this might be in the short term.

Check hazards.
In traffic indicate.

Headlights dipped and full beam.
To fit catalytic converters that work.
To remove, once and for all, the scourge of cracks in exhaust units
and to make petrol lead free for all.

As we move forward, I have only this to say to you:
Mirror
Signal
Maneouvre.

God bless you.


Old 01 October 2003, 11:16 PM
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63 of you look at it but don't comment?

You deserve this government.
Old 01 October 2003, 11:20 PM
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Its total crap thats why!! I tape recorded the speech and it hasn't any of that in it????

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Old 01 October 2003, 11:23 PM
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I'll have a pint of what you've been drinking
Old 01 October 2003, 11:56 PM
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...I have no reverse gear.
it didn't have those words in it ?? and you taped it !! you're as bad as blair !!!!
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