Birthday soon - what should I have achieved thus far?
25 September 2003, 03:42 PM
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1. a night in the cells.
2. an 18 - 30's ****-a-thon. (although still time...)
[Edited by messiah - 9/25/2003 3:43:11 PM]
2. an 18 - 30's ****-a-thon. (although still time...)
[Edited by messiah - 9/25/2003 3:43:11 PM]
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25 September 2003, 05:15 PM
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I turned 25 the other day and I've not lived enough yet. I've been catching up the last few years but its part time from now on in 
I also seek the 'grail'
I also seek the 'grail'
25 September 2003, 08:49 PM
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Wrote off a car or at least damaged one quite well (your own).
Had a 3-some.
Got absolutely stoned/off your face stupid.
Worn a TUX
Had a serious relationship.
Been to a strip club/lapdancing club. Spearmint, and Secrets @(holborn )are good.
[Edited by lpski1 - 9/25/2003 8:52:54 PM]
Had a 3-some.
Got absolutely stoned/off your face stupid.
Worn a TUX
Had a serious relationship.
Been to a strip club/lapdancing club. Spearmint, and Secrets @(holborn )are good.
[Edited by lpski1 - 9/25/2003 8:52:54 PM]
25 September 2003, 09:11 PM
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Several lost weekends including waking up in a house full of strangers 80 miles away from where you last remember being with £400 pounds more in your pocket than when you left home.
25 September 2003, 10:16 PM
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Star in your own **** video with your GF and then show all your mates when you split up!
All but the 'showing bit' 
All though knowing my mates the probably all nicked the tape out my house when I was away some time 
I really hope it disturbed them
25 September 2003, 10:20 PM
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Just think..... three more months and it'll be Christmas day
What have I done. hmmm
crashed a few motors.
broke a few bones.
visited strip clubs in the "royal Pigalle" (sp?) Paris
Been to the other side of the world.
been engaged.
been kidnapped
smoked a wee bit of skunk
owned my own business.
30 in two months
What have I done. hmmm
crashed a few motors.
broke a few bones.
visited strip clubs in the "royal Pigalle" (sp?) Paris
Been to the other side of the world.
been engaged.
been kidnapped
smoked a wee bit of skunk
owned my own business.
30 in two months
26 September 2003, 08:46 AM
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my highlights were:
skippered a yacht from the west coast of scotland back to the east coast of england
turned over the first mil
took enough drugs to know it was ok to stop
bottle of Cheval Blanc 1985 (well it made me happy, ok?)
20 week scan
skippered a yacht from the west coast of scotland back to the east coast of england
turned over the first mil
took enough drugs to know it was ok to stop
bottle of Cheval Blanc 1985 (well it made me happy, ok?)
20 week scan
26 September 2003, 08:01 PM
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happily chatting with my freinds whilst sat in my then Mini, in the middle of town one night, I hear the passenger door open and in gets a dirty great black geezer.
"your driving me to a rave" !
no I'm not, now get the **** outta my car,
out comes a knife...
Ok... where, when and how fast.
arrive at said rave after filling up with a stolen credit card..
at least he paid for the juice!!!
Takes keys off me at rave
leaves me to it...
So I hotwire it... it's running but there is the steering lock to contend with.. pushed, pulled, yanked, wouldn't budge..
so gave in a went to rave, had a good night.
Old dear was in a bit of a state when I rang her at 7 in the morning....
Darky decided it was time to split as the coloured asprin he was selling wasn't having any affect on his punters and they were getting suss
Gave me back the keys, we drove back, I had to drop him outside his house (what a ****) (did he want to get caught or something !!!)
he said come back tonight...
never saw the **** again...
since heard he's been banged up for various lengths of stretch !
never bothered going to see plod..
At least I got a full tank of juice out of it
Andy
"your driving me to a rave" !
no I'm not, now get the **** outta my car,
out comes a knife...
Ok... where, when and how fast.
arrive at said rave after filling up with a stolen credit card..
at least he paid for the juice!!!
Takes keys off me at rave
leaves me to it
...So I hotwire it... it's running but there is the steering lock to contend with..
pushed, pulled, yanked, wouldn't budge..so gave in a went to rave, had a good night.
Old dear was in a bit of a state when I rang her at 7 in the morning....
Darky decided it was time to split as the coloured asprin he was selling wasn't having any affect on his punters and they were getting suss
Gave me back the keys, we drove back, I had to drop him outside his house
(what a ****) (did he want to get caught or something !!!)he said come back tonight...
never saw the **** again...
since heard he's been banged up for various lengths of stretch !
never bothered going to see plod..
At least I got a full tank of juice out of it
Andy
26 September 2003, 08:31 PM
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Nearly got kidnapped once but it was mistaken identity. Stopped on the inside lane of a main road to let some old biddy who was standing in the middle across. Guy jumps in the back seat and says 'Take me to central station.' I nearly **** myself and replied 'What the **** are you doing..... get out' He goes really really red and says 'Are you not a taxi? I thought you had stopped to pick me up'
I gave him a lift anyway
I gave him a lift anyway
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