scoobyvirgin

Just a few simple questions for you.
Score Rating
12 Genius
10-11 Above Normal
7-9 Normal
4-6 Slow
1-3 Idiot
0 Brain dead

Do they have a fourth of July in England?

How many birth days does the average man have?

In baseball, how many outs are there in an inning?

Can a California man legally marry his widow's sister?

Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour.
How many minutes would the pills last?

A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die.
How many sheep are left standing?

How many members of each animal did Moses take on the ark?

A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?

How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?


Answers to follow later.

GU5

I'll be the genius, there's only 11 questions!!

mj

he forgot....

Some months have 31, how many have 28?


and for the others.....

1. yes - obvious
2. one - when he was born
3. baseball - dunno..... w@nk sport
4. no - if she is your widow , you is one dead ****....
5. 70-easy
6. 2-2easy
7. 60 mins
8. 9-
9. none - see noah
10. meat
11. 12-easy

Dracoro

As above but #3 is 1. Once someone's out, that's innings over!

22BUK

#3 is 6 (3 outs for the home team & 3 for the away team makes up one inning)